*After staging a coup in my house, I went to the sitting room to announce to my kids that my husband was now under bedroom arrest. “Your dad is safe and sound and his security is guaranteed. he remains the father and first in command of this house. However, I am only targeting the FEMALE criminals SURROUNDING HIS BONUS*
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A moment of silence to those girls
Who think their current boyfriends
will marry them
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If You’re In A Relationship With Someone Who’s Doing Grade 12 ..
be ready for a break up next year
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Her : baby I’m pregnant
Skebhe : so tell me ,why you changed your name ?
Her : baby I’m pregnant serious
Skebhe : eh! and your surname too
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Never say, ” that won’t happen to me.”
Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.
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There comes a time when you have to be strong, hold your head up high, and know you did your best! Don’t ever settle for less than what you deserve..
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The smell of KFC when you have money and
when you broke, is not the same
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When you give importance to people
they think that you are always free,
but they don’t understand that
you make yourself available for them every time…
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I invited her to my room now
she’s killing my cockroaches
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If you lough without a reason,
u r found guilty for some reason
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Boy: “You Look Like My Wife”
Girl (Surprisingly): “Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?”
Boy: “I Am Not Yet Married“
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What is the opposite of dominos???.
Think
Think
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.
.
It’s Domi doesn’t knows
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Height of Coolness: Finishing the paper Coming out of the exam hall,
Having a cold drink And asking a friend:
Dude, which paper was it?
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If a woman asks you a question, it’s better to tell her the truth because chances are she’s asking you because she already knows the answer.
Fear those witches…
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Gents before you get Your Bonuses
.
Remember they once said “Men are Trash ”
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Dear Boyfriends
We don’t need KFC , pizza , Nandos , flowers , perfume, chocolates , and we also don’t
want iPads, iPhone and blackberry’s this valentines day!!
.
Just come and say Hi to our parents and begin with the LOBOLA negotiations
Finish and klaar!!
Regards Girlfriends Association Of South Africa (GAOSA)
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