From His Death Bed

Husband (Called His Wife And Said) : “One Month Before I Die I Want You
To Marry Gift ”

Wife:” Gift !!! But He Is Your Enemy !?”

Husband:” Yes ,I Know That !!! I’ve Suffered All These Years So Let Him Suffer Now “.

A Girl’s Favorite Line When
She is Angry: “Don’t Touch Me

A love bite from a Xhosa girl it feels like
you have been bitten by a Black Mamba…
Iyooo wena very painful..

Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing
soccer bet with your rent.*

A Question Asked To A Student For (5 Marks)

Question: “Why Fire Engine Is Red In Color?”

Answer: “Because Fire Engine Has Ladder.

Ladder Has Steps.

Steps Are A Foot Long, And Is Measured By A Ruler.

A Ruler Can Be A King Or A Queen.

Elizabeth Was The Queen Of England.

Elizbeth Was Also The Name Of A Ship.

Ship Floats On Water.

Water Has Fish.

Fishes Have Fins.

Fins Are People From Finland.

The National Flag Of Finland Is Red.

So Fire Engine Is Red In Color.”

This Is How Engineering Students Write University Exams.

Today l went to a restaurant, l saw there was a wifi service, so l asked for password, the waitress told me eat first ,so l place my order,After eating l asked again for password and again she told me eat first,feeling frustrate again l order black coffee,after drinking ,again l asked for password,They told me eat first..Then angry l asked the restaurant manager for the password..He replied eat first, before l was about to explode, l finally saw a sign showing wifi password…EAT FIRST

Never joke with science students…. A science
student can prove anything for 10 marks.
.
Question:
Prove that “PAPA = MAMA.”
.
Answers
1) Education Student:
”Out of course”
2) Art Student:
”No Way”
3) Commerce Student:
”Cannot be proven”
.
4) Science Student: It’s Simple! Solution As
we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)
.
Now, according to Newtons 2nd law of
Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)
i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)
From equations (i) and (ii)
PA = MA
Squaring both sides,
(PA)² = (MA)²
∴ PAPA = MAMA

*I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching
about*
*the Maps behind the Bible.*
*I think they are hiding directions to
HEAVEN from us*

Take any job and use that company’s
wifi to get a better job😎

Teacher : Themba what do you want to be in life ?
Themba : a multi billionaire businessman
Teacher : Bontle ?
Bontle : i want to be Themba’s wife