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Witchcraft + Satanism – Is when you walk 🚶♂ 3km to work and when you get to your office you realize you left the office key 🗝 at home 🏡, you leave your heavy brief case 💼 at the office doorstep then you walk back home.
When you arrive you realize you left your house keys 🔑 in that heavy brief case 💼, you go back to the office doorstep and fetch the big brief case 💼.
Then when you get home 🏡 you see the office key in your big brief case 👀
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In every clinic or hospital there is always dat cleaner
who thinks she is a nurse
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When they realize cutting you off was not a smart idea,
an apology come in the form of..: “Hey” 🙄
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That awesome moment when you make someone smile,
who was upset a few minutes ago.
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DID YOU KNOW THE VIRUSES THAT KILL MARRIAGES?
· Laziness kills marriage
· Suspicion kills marriage
· Lack of trust kills marriage
· Lack of mutual respect kills marriage
· Unforgiveness kills marriage (Forgiveness is not optional but mandatory)
· Arguments kill marriage
· Keeping secrets from your spouse kills marriage
· Every form of infidelity kills marriage (financial, emotional, psychological, material, etc)
· Poor communication kills marriage
. Lies easily kill marriage, (be sincere to your spouse in every aspect).
· Relating more with your parents than your spouse kills marriage
· Nagging kills marriage
· Too much talk and careless talk kills marriage
· Spending less or little time with your spouse kills marriage
· Being too independent minded kills marriage
· Love for party, money and spending/partying kills marriage
· Exposing the inadequacies of your spouse to your parents or siblings or friends kills marriage
· Not being steadfast/fervent in the spirit kills not only marriage but your life
· Spurning correction and reprimand kills marriage.
· Always wearing a sad face and being moody kills marriage.
· FEMINISM ADVOCACY kills marriage.
· Uncontrolled or hot temperament kills marriage.
· Not understanding your role and position in marriage as instituted by God kills marriage.
· Not being sensitive to the spiritual, emotional and physical needs of your spouse kills marriage
· When anything threatens the position/security of a wife, her reaction(s) will be detrimental to her marriage.
· Lack of knowledge of the Word of God kills marriage.
Please, save a marriage today by sharing this.
May God bring healing to every troubled home and family.
Amen.
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“When you are in high School a guy from University takes your girlfriend.
You go to University a guy who is working takes your girlfriend, then you start working a guy with a car takes your girlfriend.
You buy a car a sugar daddy takes your girlfriend.
Now you become rich yourself and here comes a six-packed dude from University and he takes your girlfriend/wife…
Ladies, tell us, what exactly do you want from your men?”
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Nothing good comes easy
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If u ask her “how are u’? and she
replies
“I’m not fine”!
Don’t ask her why oh. ! Its a trap,
just tell her
may God be with you!
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Rules for my Girl
,
*Carry at least R100 whenever you come to
visit me
.
*Come with some food, you know I’m broke
.
*Steal your parents money and give it to me
.
*Whenever we make love you must thank
me with at least a pack of cigarettes
.
*I love a woman more if she buys me
cigarettes
.
*Please call me at least 5 times a day
.
*Send me a good morning, good day and
goodnight message everyday
.
*I don’t come to your place, you must
always come to my place
.
*You must let me fuck your friend, if you
don’t want me to cheat.
.
*We don’t go out, unless you willing to pay.
I’m broke mos.
.
*Don’t come when you on your
periods,unless you don’t mind me crossing
the robot.
.
*Buy me clothes please, at least after each
and every 3 months
.
*I hate women who eat more than me
.
*When I’m moody, kindly give me money or
good sex
.
*When I’m sad, kindly buy me a beer
.
*Read my mind, you need to study my mind,
you need to know when I’m hungry
.
*Lastly please buy me airtime, every Friday
,
Oh! And at least have a side nigga who’ll
give you money so that you can give it to
me.
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To my unborn kids Daddy is not the one delaying ,
Its Mummy she is still busy following guys on Facebook
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I am done posting jokes on my status,cause
I texted my crush and she replied “Ja Mr bean”
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Can we also celebrate those young women who refuse to have a child out of wedlock,uneducated and unemployed. These girl’s sense of responsibility needs to be celebrated as well instead of being labelled “infertile”, I’m just saying “😑
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University is tough, she laughed at me for repeating clothes
now she is repeating modules
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Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?
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My Ex Texted me “Wish you were here”
She texts me this everytime she walks through the cementry….
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