If you are girlfriend and by any chance you feel like shaving your eyebrow , and draw them back ka pencil then i will also draw cows for lobola , let me repeat , i will draw cows for lobola . Yeah everything in our relationship is art…i am an artist too.
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Ultimate Thought Of William Sexfear For All Beautiful Girls.
“Be With Someone Who Spoils Your Lipstick Not Your Eyeliner.
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Why was the broom late for school??
it over swept😂😂
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Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍟🍞☕
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1⃣This is your life. You are responsible for it. You will not live forever. Don’t waste it..☝💚
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2⃣Do more of what makes you happy..♥
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3⃣Be careful who you trust. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies, it comes from those you trust the most..
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No One Watches Your WhatsApp Statuses Faster
Than The Person You’re ignoring😌
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Please tell me you will remember,
no matter how much I do wrong,
that I had the best of intentions all along.
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Ignore a girl,and she will chase you.
Ignore a woman,and she will replace you
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as we grow older our definition of true happiness grows along with our age before even simple stoys and christmas lights brightens up our smiles. christmas never changed, u did.
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Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi to you!
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HUSBAND: Who is Priscilla? 😕
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WIFE: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!☺
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~~TWIST THE TALE~~
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HUSBAND: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about? 🙄
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WIFE: Where are you..? 😠😠
HUSBAND: Near the vegetable market! 😎
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WIFE: Wait I’m coming there right now! 😠
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?
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HUSBAND: “I’m at office.., and Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need…😉
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Am I the only one who writes “Fast and the Furious”
when coming across “Race” in Application forms
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Decade = 10 years
Century = 100 years
Millennium = 1,000 years
A girl tells you we will be Together forever = 1month
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Step of this glorious ladder,
it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
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Life Was Lonely.
No One Was There.
I Had No Good Friend.
And When You Came Into My Life Then I Realised That..
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Being lonely was better yaar!
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I know it’s been a long,
tiring day for you and I hope you give
yourself enough credit for working
hard and doing your best.
Tomorrow will be a better day.
Don’t give up.
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I went to a restaurant.
It was full; no place to sit…
I took out my mobile,
Placed it to my ear and said loudly- “Bro
come fast, she’s here with someone else…
Six women ran away
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You are the first thought of every morning,
the best thought of each day and
the last thought of every night.
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