I bought a cellphone from an Indian shop
Then when I switch it off it says “Goodbye My Friend”
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Welcome to south Africa where you can have
Jesu’s account as your friend on Facebook 😅😆
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Girl : Baby can you speak Italian? Because you always watching their soccer.
Boy : Yeah I understand everything
Girl : mmmmmmmm can you speak a little so that I can hear you.
Boy : Neymer totti messi ancelotti pierro maldin di natale konti…
Girl : WOW and what does that mean?
Boy : In all the days, as long as Im breathing, you will remain in my heart.
Girl : Thank you Babe, I love you so much my guardian angel.
Boy : Balotelli
Girl : Whoa and what does that one mean???😘😘😘
Boy : I love you too…😎😎😎
Girl : Awwwwww..😍😍😍 oh how sweet..
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Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!
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JUST FOR FUN.
Type “I am a big” and keep pressing the middle prediction. Let your keyboard form the sentence.
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It is because of you, my angel,
that I now understand all of those quotes about love.
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My neighbour gave birth to twins and said she was tired of regular names given to twins like Victor & Victoria, Paul & Pauline, etc. So she asked me to come up with some names and this is what I came up with:
1. Tom & Jerry
2. Copy & Paste
3. Praise & Worship
4. Boko & Haram
5. Give & Take
6. Screw & Driver
7. Salt n Vinegar
8. Terms and Conditions
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.Which names would you give to my neighbour’s twins..
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A customer walked into a bar and said, “I’ll have a pint of less, please.”
“Less?” queried the bartender. “What’s that?”
“I don’t know either,” said the customer, “but my doctor told me to drink less.”
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You see yourself glowing & gaining weight then boom💥
“Something Inside So Strong
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It’s always a great way to start the day
when your favorite person sends you a sweet,
good morning message
Good Morning !!
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Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much;
Don’t hope too much, Because that “too much”
Can hurt you so much..!
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Nobody is better than anybody in this life,
you lack what i have and i have what you lack
so bring your shoulder down let rock it together.😋😋😋😋😋😋
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Smile is cheaper then Electricity,
But gives more light to your life…
So, always smile and prove that,
U R D Bst TubeLight!
ha.ha.ha
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Koos comes home drunk and his wife is spitting mad and pushes him out of the house. She shouts to him that he is not coming inside when he is this state. Koos climbs into the dog kennel with the dog and falls asleep. The next evening he comes home again roaring drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house and again he climbs into the dog house with the dog. This goes on for 5 days in a row. The 6th evening, he comes home sober and the wife is very happy and allows him back in the house. The following evening Koos arrives home steaming drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house, so he starts to climb into the dog house when the dog bites him. Koos shouts at the dog “what was that for?” the dog replies…. “where were you last night?
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Never allow people, money n ur past to intimidate u
cos they inhibit ur progress!!!!
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When someone says they hate you
but you know they’re still
checking up on you every day.
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