Vodacom shake everyday be like,
“You have won two chicken from your neighbor as X-mas gift. Please take your gift at night and make sure that no one is seeing you because it’s a suprise… enjoy”
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Vodacom shake everyday be like,
“You have won two chicken from your neighbor as X-mas gift. Please take your gift at night and make sure that no one is seeing you because it’s a suprise… enjoy”
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Mom: I love you son..
Son: I disagree a little but I love you too..
Mom: Why son😢?..
Son: Why give birth to me knowing that I’ll die?
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Some of you will bathe with bucket and say “I just showered”🛀🚿.
My dear you just bucketed. Be real for once
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Opportunities will knock on your door every morning.
But if you keep sleeping they will simply pass you by.
Good morning.
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I really don’t know what this World is turning into…
Just few days ago I laid my hands on you nd
today you are no more Rest in Peace My November Salary
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LOVE! LOVE!! LOVE!!!
Love is complicated!
It can twist your brain,
it can make your heart to boil with panic,
it can make you do all the things you have never
thought of most especially when it’s true.
According to me i say Love is like a “JOINT BANK ACCOUNT”
were both partners have to be depositing
Care, trust, communication, respect, patience,
forgiveness, understanding and many more every day.
When one partner is not depositing any of the above
it can lead to the closure of the account.
In other wards a “Break up”
Love is a game and remember in the game there has to be a
“loser and a winner” at the end.
A draw is when both of you equally love each other.
So never aim at making your Boyfriend or
Girlfriend to be a loser.
Value their heart, time and care
because many people out there wish they were
loved by her/him and they admire
everything your lover does for you.
Think about it and always think twice
before you do or say something to your lover
because it can result into a terrible situation
that you have never thought of in your life.
I dedicate this to all the broken-hearted people out there
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If we do not plant Seeds in the Land, it automatically fills the Land with Unwanted Grass.
Similarly if we do not fill Positive notes in our Mind, automatically Negative Thoughts will crop up.
Always think Positive.
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When you marry the RIGHT woman everyday is VALENTINE’S DAY.
If u marry the WRONG one, everyday is BOXING DAY. If u go for the one with lying tongue, everyday is APRIL FOOL.
And when u choose the CHILDISH one everyday is CHILDREN’S DAY
But if u are still SINGLE like me, be grateful because everyday is INDEPENDENCE DAY
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everywhere I go, I see another memory.
and all the places we used to go, they’re always there to haunt me
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Somewhere out there is a Girl smiling over a “Good morning beautiful”😊 text she got from your boyfriend..! ☝🙄
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Ultimate Thought Of Wiliam Sxfear 4 All Beautiful Grls.
Be Wid Sumone Who Spoils Ur Lipstick
Not Ur Eyeliner
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Valentine’s day is nothing to a girl who always gets gifts from her boyfriend and he showers her with love and affection throughout the year. If you making a big deal out of it. You need a new man !
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If women can have inner beauty then
men can also have inner wealth
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Our government is getting smart n smart daily:
Next year we are going to pay the following license…phone ,drinking ,fridge , radio , facebook license😅😆😂😅😂
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Whiskey in ice, Sunset and Vine..,
You’ve ruined my life, by not being mine..
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Real girlfriend who deserve a Valentine gift
Nail down when he answer her boyfriend phone
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