Relationships won’t heal you and being single won’t kill you.
Remember that.
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Relationships are like a Book.
It takes years to write but second to burn.
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Don’t try to be an genius coz a genius died trying to be a genius
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If I had just one hour left to live
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I’d spend it in math class.
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.it never ends.
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What are we? I don’t understand our relationship. Sometimes, we’re friends. Sometimes, we’re more than friends. And sometimes, I’m just a stranger to you. One minute, you’re talking to me as if I’m someone special and the next minute, you’re talking to me like I’m nothing for you. One day, you pay so much attention to me and then, the next day, you completely ignore me.
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My Teacher asked me to define “Trouble”
I walked to d front of the class and said
“Trouble is when you drove on it bike🛵 to the Police 👮 checking point without a driving license. So u were canned 24 times with wire. As u entered ur bike🛵 with tears😭😭, You shouted “God punish you”, pointing at the Police. Unluckily Your bike🛵 did not start again.😂😂😂
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Life is so beautiful but without you
my life is so pain full.
i miss you…
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Real Men are worried about their jobs and the economy,
your Man is worried about haircut
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Dear baby mama
You are allowed to call your baby dad at 03:00 am
and tell him his baby is dreaming
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IT guys are weak,they can’t even hack the Calender
and delete 14 February😏
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She say she wanna grow up to drive a plane.
She wanna be a captain. Wow!!😱 Drive? Plane? Captain?😂
What kind of nonsense is that?🤷🏾♂️😂
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A white lady and a black guy were having a
drink at a bar,
Later that night the lady whispered to the
guy, “let’s go to my place”
At the woman’s place they started kissing
and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and
whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice,
” tie me on the bed and do what you black
guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away
with
TV, money, laptop, Fridge.
Aaaaaaa yaaaaa
Africa got talent! !!!
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If people could see the face i make,
when i read their fb status update,
they would probably unfriend me .. ‘
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All slim girls please gather here, I need a new broom.
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Do You Still Remember Back Then When You Were Stupid AF That When You Found A Boyfriend
You’d Write:
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– lebo 4 Kay
– True Love Never Die
– Die By Mistake
– Mistake By People
– People By Jealous
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– On Your School Bag???
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I told her we’ll meet in front of Nandos😎😎
there she is sitting inside reading the menu
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