Imagine Posting “I’m Home Alone” Then A
Thief From Your Hood React With (WOW)

Women who date broke guys know the importance of eating
before leaving home!!!!

I hate liking someone thinking am in control
kanshi am being played n am the joke in the love game…
it sucks

*People are busy hiding millions from
government and you are there hiding Last
seen* on WhatsApp!
See your life !

The way I’m minding my own business
I don’t even know who I’m dating

Girls who were born in 1990, I’m reminding you that next year you’ll be 30yrs. Continue with your stupid questions like
👇
“Who gave you my numbers 😕?”
It’s about 4 months left..
Continue 😕😕

On Monday, I asked my wife for R200 to go for a drink since it was a holiday. Truly speaking I’m that one guy who doesn’t like bathing.
So my wife said she will give me that 200 but on one condition.
She said go and bath I have already put some warm water in the bath,
I went there and took some Vaseline and did my own things. I didn’t bath, and then rush back to where she was sitting with our kids.
And I said I’m done bathing may you please give me the money so that I can go?
To my surprise they all started laughing at me and one of my kids said *”Lol Dad you didn’t bath because the money is just under the soap”

These 3 weeks infant is annoying.
She’s crying from hunger,
but she refuses to eat fat cakes 😥

I gave up on English the Day I realized that “manslaughter” is not the sound a Man makes while Laughing..

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If you ask a girl “How are you?”& she replies
“I am not fine” don’t ask her why?
Its a trap! Just tell her “May God be with you