My English has improved lately
Please beat hands for me

Only black people go on a vacation and leave the lights on
just to confuse the neighbours.

I don’t think you will stop laughing at this
one..??
A man ordered for a voice automated robot
car that does anything he tells it to do
correctly without any error.
He got the car and started sending it on
errands. He became very proud of what the
car could do without mistakes.
One day, he was home and his wife told him
to tell the car to go and pick the children
from school as she was very tired.
The man agreed and said to the car…
Car, go and bring my children from school.
The car went and didn’t return in time as
expected, they knew something must be
wrong.
Several hours later and no car, the man
became apprehensive.
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a
report at the police station.
As he and his wife stepped outside they saw
the car coming with an overload of children.
The car parked right in front of them and
said… “These are your children sir..!”
In the car were their Landlady’s two
daughters, his wife’s best friend’s daughter,
his secretary’s son and their neighbours
two sons.
The Wife in full anger…
Don’t tell me all these are your children..??
The man asked her calmly…
First you tell me why our children are not in
the car..??

Can someone explain
why is there security guard at the police station?

Look, i’m not saying that I’m Spiderman
but so far nobody has seen me in the same room
with him so how can u tell that i’m not spiderman??

Facebook is for posting jokes , so if you post your relationship,
your relationship is a joke..

The Smarter a woman gets , the more difficult
it is for her to find the right man.
So my sister if you are single, you are probably smart or men just dont want you