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Why can’t you hear a ptearadactal pi ?
Because the P is silent

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God please remove anybody (from my life)
lying to me ,
using me , speaking foul on me
behind my back
but pretending to love me in my face. #Amen

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So Bushiri is arrested for money laundry.
That’s stupid, how can you put money in washing machine.
I wonder if he used Omo or surf??? 🤔

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My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally,that day my wife
was feeling for sex and she did not want to whisper to me since i was busy
sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has
headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her
leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came
back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy

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One day u will meet someone
who will make u feel immortal.

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I am Ashok and forwarding
Very Very Good Morning
enjoy this day with great joy

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You can not love taking pictures like
those sisters and brothers
who attend church at our campuses… Iyooo noo..

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Bushiri: When you sleep you will close your eyes..👉 “👀”
~
His people: How did he know that??

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It’s not the years in your life that count.
It’s the life in your years.

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If she block, unblock, block and unblock you…
Marry💍that psycho, she really loves you..!

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And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself,
because I could find no language to describe them in.

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Before you live your life to impress the street,
make sure no one is hungry in your family.
the goal is to be rich and not to look rich.
Work!!!

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You will never hear a man with money complaining
about women loving money,
but these boys with coins…

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