Don’t bite off something you know you won’t be able to chew.
Loading views...
Don’t bite off something you know you won’t be able to chew.
Loading views...
If your girlfriend is ugly, admit and stop saying
“One man’s food is another man’s poison”,
My friend poison is poison nothing like another man’s food.
Loading views...
Afta 10yrs of mariage.
Wife: Hie
Hubby: Hie
Wife: Did u eat?
Hubby: Did u eat?
Wife: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Hubby: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Wife: I love u.
Hubby: Yes, i have already ate!
Loading views...
A Teacher used to say write an essay about the Day
you will Never Forget,
after she Give you 17/50 As if she was there on that Day.
Loading views...
You must have at least one Gown in life.
Graduation Gown,
if you don’t have wedding gown,
if you don’t have Morning Gown.
Loading views...
Scary moment is when u fell a sleep in a couch but when u wake up u wake up in bed… But u live alone…
Loading views...
If you get a girlfriend here on Facebook stick to the Inbox
do not take it to WhatsApp.
I repeat do not take it to WhatsApp.
Loading views...
Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku
Loading views...
Me: I have a problem of forgetting things within 3 seconds
Doctor: when did the problem start
Me: which problem ?
Loading views...
GOD Is on Our Team
When I was helpless, he saved me.
As youngsters, we neighborhood kids would play street football. The minute we got home from school we’d drop the books and hit the pavement.
The kid across the street had a dad with a great arm and a strong addiction to football. As soon as he’d pull in the driveaway from work we’d start yelling for him to come and play ball.
He couln’t resist. Out of fairness he’d always ask, “Which team is losing?” Then he would join that team, wich often seemed to be mine.
His appearance in the huddle changed the whole ball game. He was confident, strong, and most of all, he had a plan. We’d circle around him, and he’d look at us and say, “OK boys, here is what we are going to do”.
The other side was groaning before we left the huddle. You see, we not only had a new plan, we had a new leader.
He brought new life to our team. God does precisely the same. We didn’t need a new play; we needed a new plan. We didn’t need to trade positions; we needed a new player. That player is Jesus Christ, God’s firstborn son.
Have a wonderful day wherever you are. I LOVE YOU guys
Loading views...
Dear Boys If You Haven’t Seen Calvin Klein Models
.
Don’t Expect Girls To Look Like Victoria Secret Angels
Loading views...
There comes a point in everyone’s life when they start hating love songs .
Loading views...
We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.
Loading views...
No words are necessary between two loving hearts.
Loading views...
My phone is always in my hands so if you think
im ignoring you. You’re 100% correct
Loading views...
The difference between your mother tears and
your girlfriends tears your mother’s tears
effect your heart and your girlfriends tears effect our pockets
Loading views...