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Don’t compare yourself with other
if u do u insult yourself

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I miss you, but i’m not going to text you first, because i want to see if you miss me more.

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Me wearing earrings, mask, glasses and earphones…
My ears: Do you want me to hold your bag too?

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In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours.
In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.

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I have realised that Brazilian hair is not meant for every one. 😂 😂 😂
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Because some ladies are looking like poor Somalians.
Whereas others are looking like divorced Indians.

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girl:- I love you not as friend…😊😊😊😊
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pankaj :-OMG…. OMG… OMG..
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girl:-as a sister

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Mr Mapfumo Sinkie came back from the mine where he works, very sad and stress.
Wife: Daddy what’s wrong?
Mr Sinkie: eish Honey all people I work with are all dead. 😥
Wife: What happened? 😞
Mr Sinkie: Lift cables were cut and lift lost control and kill all of them. 😭
Wife: And how did you survive? 😒
Mr Sinkie:I had gone to toilet 🚽and when I came back they were all gone. 😔
Wife: Wow God is great 🙆
Mr Sinkie: Each family of those people are going to receive R10 million.
Wife: Aah!!! Fock maan 😰 you mean i’ve lost R10 million because of your sh**t?😠

One word for her?

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Telephone Convo between a SIDE CHICK and WIFE.😅
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SIDE CHICK: Private number Hello😐 ??

WIFE: Hello, can I please to talk to Odelia.

SIDE CHICK: Yes u are talking to her, who am I talking to🤨?

WiFE: It’s not important, can u please do me a favour😏!

SIDE CHICK: What kind of favour🙄?

WIFE: Can you please stop calling my Husband🤚 !!! ??

SIDE CHICK: Okay fine😊. I was afraid, i thought you wanted to say i should stop sleeping with him.

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I never worry about who wish me when I win or i am happy..

But,

I just see who holds my hand when I lost everything in my life..

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Why Do Women Think it’s Ok To Get Home After A Long Day , Greet A Nigga Then Take Off The Wig Like it’s Nothing ? 😨😰 So This Wig is Meant For The Streets 😕😒 While i Deal With All The Evil Under it At Home

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“When someone is crying, of course,
the noble thing to do is to comfort them.
But if someone is trying to hide their tears,
it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.” — Lemony Snicket

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Don’t apologize for being sensitive or emotional.
It’s a sign that you have a big heart and
you aren’t afraid to show your feelings to other people

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A man calls a radio show during
dedication time.
Man:am calling to report abt a lost
n found item.
Presenter:Go on.
Man:I picked a wallet tht contains
a gold watch,50 k notes n an ID
wth a name Richard Onyango
Presenter:So, yu want me to help
you find the owner?
Man:No!I want to dedicate him
the song U SAVED ME by R. Kelly.

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5 year old asked her big brother “What is Love?” one day.
He replied:” Love is when you steal my chocolate from my school pack everyday… and I still keep it in the same place. “

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A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was
standing at a bus stop.
Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and
kept staring at him hard.
Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, “Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?”
To this the old man replied,
“Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and Im wondering if you are my son.”

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A boy said to his father
“I saw a girl and I want to marry her. She is so beautiful and she has gorgeous eyes.”
The father answered his son
“Of course son, let’s ask for her hand in marriage.”
When the father saw the girl, he admired
her beauty and he told his son, “You don’t deserve this girl, she needs someone who has experience in life and she can depend on, someone like me.”
The boy was surprised by the attitude of his father and he told him,
“She will marry me, not you.”
They started to fight and finally they decided both to go to the police station to solve their problem.
When they told their story to the police officer, he told them:
“Bring the girl so we can ask her about her opinion about this.” When the officer saw the beauty of the girl he said to the boy and his father,
“You both don’t deserve her, she needs someone who has prestige like me.”
The 3 men started a fight and
decided to go to the minister to solve their problem.
When the minister saw the girl, he said,
“She deserves to be married to a minister like me.”
The prince heard about their problem and called them all to
help them solve it but when he saw the girl he said,
“This girl will marry me.”
All the 5 men started
to fight.
Finally, the girl said,
“I have the solution! I will start to run and whoever catches me first, he will be my husband.”
When she started to run, the boy,
his father, the police officer,
the minister and the prince started to run to catch her.
Suddenly the 5 men fell into a
deep hole.
The girl looked to them from the top and she said
“Did you know Who am I? I am the Temporal World!!!
People want to run to catch me, they are racing to have me.
By doing that, they forget their God,
until they end up in their grave and won’t have me….”
Moral lesson!!!
Don’t forget God because he
didn’t forget to wake you up
today.
If you’re grateful stop and thank God by typing
“Thank You God”

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