If I post a joke and you Lough just know we are in a relationship I can’t be making people girlfriend’s happy here
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Why teacher wears sunglasses.
Because her students are bright
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I am selling a good second hand girlfriend*
Still attractive with 1 child and in good condition.
Model: 1993
Make: slender
Mileage: 1 child
Suspension finished shocks but replaceable.
Prize negotiable ,swap and top also accepted .
If interested please inbox me.
remember no road test
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*I have two toothbrushes in my house, one for me and one for all my girlfriends. Each of them thinks its her personal toothbrush*
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You`re like an alcohol.
I don’t keep you for the taste,
I keep you for the feeling.
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TOILET PAPER IS FOR LADIES real men uses.
Calendars, Boxes,Cement papers and Stones
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My love for you is like a mirror.
You can break it into pieces
but when you look closely, you’re still in it.
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Ladies we have seen challenges of pillow challenge, vw challenge, Makoti and side chick challenge…..
Now we are waiting for BRA OFF CHALLENGE.
On behalf of the guys we are tired of getting slaps
when you are doing woman on top
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Most women want a man with a job, car and a house
but bona all they bring is another man’s child
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If your girlfriend is pretty and
a lot of guys want her,
that’s another reason to keep her
and treat her right.
You got what they can’t have.
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Lord please test me with a few million rands
I want to see my true colors
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Search a beautiful heart not a beautiful face. Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful..
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Nobody Keeps in Touch Like A Woman You Promised To Send Money.
They Be Like “Hey Hunny Did You Enjoy Your Day Tomorrow?
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People Born On February Are Too Much Febing!!!
Even Their Month Is Abbreviated “Feb”…
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NOVEMBER BE LIKE
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*COME JANUARY*
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Be careful how you spend your December salary. January has almost 60 days
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When your relationship ain’t ridding on N1🚗, but your career is taking a flight🛫.. It should be fine.
Rather struggle to find a partner, than to struggle to take care of yourself.
Focus on turning your dreams into reality, the rest will follow!!
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