Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s
watched by terrified gamblers!!!
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The Problem with living alone is that,
Its always your turn to cook and wash dishes
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Ladies, When You Reject A Guy Stop Saying ”
But We Can Still Be Friends” Its Bad Manners
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Never mind if sleep with na china
Ne HIV yabo is fong Kong (fake )
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What if the spider you killed in your home spent the rest of his life thinking u are his roomate, ever thought of that huh. ? No, because you only think of yourself.
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Love is just a word until someone comes along
and gives it meaning.
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Today I caught myself smiling for no reason,
then I realized I was thinking about you.
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Imagine you are a parent, your daughter is in form 3 and she is going to school. You escorts her to the bus station and after 3 hrs you are told that the bus she was in has had an accident and no one has survived. As you are making funeral arrangements you get a call from your daughter saying ” mom, I was not on that bus, my boyfriend insisted I spend two days at his house before I go” What would you do as a parent? How would you feel?
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Your mama so stupid that she
doesn’t know that if your single or married
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*Ladies: If your maid has never asked for a day off
just know her boyfriend is in the same house.*
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WHO TO DATE?
1. If you want a romantic poor guy date a VENDA guy
2. If you want true love and someone who will rather have Aids with you than leave you,
date a Ndebele guy from Pretoria, Mams or Pheli
3. If you want a man with a big d*ck like a R25.00 wors n know how to use it then date Shangaan men.
4. If you want a man who does not mind spending money on you get a Tswana man from Rustenburg.
5. If you want your son to be a taxi driver/que marshall then date a Zulu guy.
6. If you want your son/daugter to be a good attorney and a good liar then surely date a Xhosa man.
7. If you want to be in an abusive relatioship dont hesitate the road is simple go to Eldos’ and date Coloured’s.
8. If you want to spend most of the times craving for sex and getting it once in three weeks, date any Mzalwane guy.
9. if you want to have a man with a high sex drive date a ZCC man
10. If you don’t want to run out of chili spices then surely date Indian men from Durban .
11. If you want your son to be stupid and expect the world not to notice it then date a Pedi guy from any place that starts with Ga-. (e.g. Ga-Maja)
12. If you want to spend lots of money in your life and being listed on ITC then date an Afrikaner
13. If you want to stay with the stolen goods date a zimbabwean boy
14. If you want to date the african mafia date Nigerian boy
15. If you want to stay with a man who will leave you the whole weekend and come back when you ask he only says ‘Angati’ .. Go for a Swazi guy
16. If you want a “vat en set” guy for life, date any guy driving golf in Gauteng, preferably Soweto, Alex and Tembisa
17. If you want to be married and stay in the back room at your hubby’s home date Mohlakeng, Carltonville mamelodi,pheli and Kagiso guy..
WHO ARE YOU DATING?
ITS NOT PERSONAL
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That awkward moment when you really want to eat and
then there’s this visitor who is not showing a sign of leaving
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The goal is to laugh forever with someone you take seriously.
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Don’t lead someone on. If you like someone,
then tell them.
If you just want to be friends,
then don’t make them think they have a chance.
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When my siblings make me angry
I look at them through the fork and
pretend they’re in Jail..
it’s makes me feel better
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If am to make a wish i will wish to spend the rest of my life with you.
Cos am so much in love with you.
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