I deleted all Eminem’s song’s even my mother
doesn’t shout at me like that
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A morning without GOD is like a
mind with no thoughts and EMPTY.
Thank God for this blessing!!
Good Morning
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The Law of the Seed
Have a look at an apple tree. There might be five hundred apples on the tree, and each apple has ten to twelve seeds. Now that’s a lot of seeds!
We might ask, “Why would you need so many seeds to grow just a few more apple trees?”
Nature has something to teach us here. It’s telling us: “Not all seeds grow. In life, most seeds never grow. So if you really want to make something happen, you had better try more than once.”
This means…
You’ll attend twenty interviews to get one job.
You’ll interview forty people to find one good employee.
You’ll talk to fifty people to sell one house, one car, one vacuum cleaner, one insurance policy, or a new business idea.
You might meet a hundred people just to find that one special friend.
When we understand the “Law of the Seed”, we don’t get so disappointed. We stop feeling like victims. We learn how to deal with things that happen to us.
Laws of nature are not things to take personally. We just need to understand them – and work with them.
When things seem beyond our control, here are a few things NOT to do…
Do not focus on how the world OUGHT to be.
Do not make rules for how others OUGHT to behave.
Such thoughts only bring us spiralling down into more unhappiness.
Let’s say you expect that…
Friends OUGHT to return favours.
People OUGHT to appreciate us.
Planes OUGHT to arrive on time.
Everyone OUGHT to be honest.
Our husband or best friend OUGHT to remember our birthday.
These expectations may sound reasonable. But often, these things don’t happen! So we end up frustrated and disappointed.
Here is a better strategy…
Demand less, and convert expectations into intentions. For everything that is beyond our control, we can tell ourselves…
“I would prefer if this happens, but if that happens, it is okay too!”
We prefer that people are polite, but when they are rude, it doesn’t ruin our day.
We prefer sunshine, but if it rains, it is ok too!
We don’t take things personally.
Instead we start planting seeds (thoughts, words and actions) to create the inner and outer spaces we really want.
It’s not what happens to us that determines our happiness. It is how we think about and respond to what happens that makes all the difference.
Remember the Law of the Seed…
The secret of success is to fail more often. And to plant more seeds. From all these seeds, some are sure to grow into mighty big trees!
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Surprise Your Boyfriend Tonight,
When He Texts You ” Good Night Babe”
Reply “She is Asleep Bro”
Then Switch Off Your Phone
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Teacher To Student: “What Is Hyper Active Possessive Definition Of Circulated Motion”
Student: “Zimbalakadi Takada Bamba Huchalu”
Teacher: “I Did Not Understand What You Said”
Student: “Same Here, Mam“
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Gal : Hey.
boy:Who hey? Don’t ever call me that .
Gal:Sorry my love!how are you doing ?
Boy:I’m fine and you.
Gal:I’m fine but I need something from you.
Boy:What!.
Gal:Please could you send me 15k
Boy: For what?
Gal:5k for my clothes ,7k for my hair and nails and 3k for my shoes.
Boy:woow sure my love♥
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A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers .
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Difference between talent and God’s gift:
A Teacher can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.
A wife can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is God’s gift.
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i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word
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HOW TO MAKE YOU EX FEEL USELESS
AND DESPERATE
1.whenever he/she calls just pick
their call and inform them about
your achievement and never give
them a chance to reconcile,never
abuse them.
2.You should never block them or
unfriend them in facebook,and
always update on your happy
moments and avoid updating on
your miseries.
3.Be close to their friends so that
he/she can feel more jealous.
4.Never call their relatives.
5.whenever you meet them on the
road greet them and wish them well
but never give them much
time,always look jovial.
6.Never be the one calling them.
7.If they try to make advances,say
NO with capital letters and tell
them to mind their own business.
8.Improve on your dressing and
personal appearance,once they see
you they might even commit suicide.
9.Date someone who has achieved
more than him/her and who is more
handsome/beautiful than
them.
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Wealth is Lost Nothing Lost
Health Is Something Lost
Character is lost Every Thing is lost.
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WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
FATHER :
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest….
Except that he / she got caught
BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
CONFERENCE ROOM
A room in which a lot of people talk a lot of shit; nobody listens, and everybody disagrees aftereards.
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A taxi passenger tapped🤚 the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed😱, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.😵
For a second everything went quiet in the cab🙄, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again🤚😏. You scared the daylights out of me😪!” The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.😐 “The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
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A man lost on no-man’s-land Island.
1 day he decided to build a wood boat to save his life.
Suddenly a höt girl came there &
the man use the wood 4 making bed.
Moral- A girl can change ur göal…
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You can’t blame someone for walking away
if you didn’t do anything to make them stay
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Most of us are just about as Happy as
we make up our MINDS to be.
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