A meeting at your convenience to discuss your requirements with complete details the class is at least a portion to be in touch.

The pain of finding out dat ur brother is your biological mother 😭

The best time to argue with a woman is
when she is applying make up,
You will not hear a single word!

Is it in inside already?
Yes, it is!
Are you feeling pains?
Yes!
Should I remove it?
No!
So, do you like it?
Yes, I love it!
Those shoe sellers and their lengthy questions. 🤦🤦🤦

I Think I Have A Serious Problem…
Today I Was Reading Daily Sun
News Paper And Find Myself
Looking For A “Like” Button..

Your broke boyfriend doesn’t even take you out or buy u airtime … all he knows is saying
“wen will you come to see me ”

as if he is admitted in hospital* My sister pliz cheat on him God will understand your situation

If I say “Text me when you get here”
and you you decide too call,
You will keep calling until
you understand English🙆

Little Nya: ‘Mum, today in the bus Dad asked me to give up a seat to a lady.’
Mother: “That was a great gesture son, thats what real gentlemen do”.
Nya: “…but mum I was sitting on Dad’s lap”

TEARGAS is Just An ONION That Went To A Private School

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. 😁

“If I do 200Km/h, will you take off your clothes?” he asked.🤔

“Yes🍑!” said his adventurous girlfriend. 😋

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. 💃

Unable to keep his eyes👀 on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. 😢

“Go and get help!” he cried😭.

“But I can’t. I’m naked and my clothes are gone💁‍♀️!”

“Take my shoe👟”, he said, “and cover yourself.” 😢

Holding the shoe over her pubes😁, the girl ran🏃‍♀️ down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!😭”

The proprietor looked👀 at the shoe 👟and said, “There’s nothing I can do🙄…he’s in too far💁‍♂️.”

Afta 10yrs of mariage.
Wife: Hie
Hubby: Hie
Wife: Did u eat?
Hubby: Did u eat?
Wife: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Hubby: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Wife: I love u.
Hubby: Yes, i have already ate!

My son is very stupid.He gets zero even if I write homework for him