Marrying someone aged 35 years old and above is like
buying a newspaper in the evening……
You know it’s old news.
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Maybe love is unhealthy, but nothing compares to that Feeling. When you find somebody who changes everything. Who changes how you see the world, how you see yourself. Its high. You have to hold on to that feeling while you can, because nothing lasts forever..! ❤
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A newly wedded girl was being welcomed
at the husband’s home in a traditional
manner.
She was asked to give a little speech.
She addressed as follows:
“My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and
family“,
she said “Firstly, with my presence i would
not want to create any
inconveniences by my being here. I mean
that I don’t want you all to change your way of life, your routine.“
“What do you mean my child?” asked her
Mother-In-Law.
What i mean is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry
on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those
who cook shouldn’t stop on my account.
Those who used
to clean should continue cleaning.
As for me, I am here just to control
your son!.
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No matter how much you hate school,
You’ll gonna miss it when you leave it
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Happiness comes with a price tag.
If you are smiling, you have already paid for it in past.
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A man was watching a movie at home, and suddenly shouts
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!
Don’t go inside the church!!!
Its a trap!!!!
His wife confused, asks him “what are you watching?”
He answered “our wedding DVD
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FINAL EXAM PAPER for *LAW STUDENTS:*
Q. A Woman was driving a *Maruti* car. She mistakenly hit a *BMW* car.
The lady came out from her BMW, insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her BMW
The Maruti car Woman called *her husband*, he replied -“I am very busy & please try fix up the Matter by urself”
The BMW lady called her *Boyfriend* and said *Sweetheart someone just hit the Birthday Gift you gave me,* I am so angry, please come over..”
Few minutes later her *Boyfriend arrived.* He is the *Husband* to the lady with the *Maruti* car!!!!
Discuss the possible *legal consequences* for all 3 parties.. (20 Marks)
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Many women who claim they can’t be with a broke man are broke themselves looking for support. That’s just an arrogant gold digging approach
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Behind every successful Man
there are a lot of unuccessful years.
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Seriously Auto Correct??? You honestly think I want to search for “Hardcore Poem” at 00:37am?😏
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LIFE IS ABOUT: Trusting your feelings, taking chances, finding happiness, learning from the past, and realizing everything changes
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Stop sleeping while knowing that you’re broke 🙄
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What if you woke up in Dubai ,,
where will you get money for flight to come back
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Girls who still think a guy with a car has money..
Happy children’s day
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What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?
Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics
And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.
What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?
Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,
And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.
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As I Open My Eyes Each Day,
All I Want To See Is You.
Good Morning! My Dear,
I Sent You Hugs And Kisses In
My Thoughts. Hope You Feel It
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Just because i don’t fight back doesn’t mean i’m weak,
It means i’m mature enough to know that anger 😡 won’t solve anything.
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