A man walks into a restaurant and wants
to order a chicken,but unfortunately he
can’t remember what *chicken* is called in
*English*. The waiter who wants to take
his order is only English proficient. So the
Zulu man seeing the guy at the table next
to him with a plate with *4 boiled eggs*
on it. He points to the plate of eggs and
says to the English proficient “Arrange me
their mother”

Shoutout to my school teacher who said
I’m going to end up being a taxi conductor…
Tomorrow’s my 1st day

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette 🚬, only use you when bored and step on you when they’re done.
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Be like drugs 💊💉
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let them die for you..

WONDERS SHALL NEVER CEASE!!
*BREAKING* *NEWS* .
*Man sees his dead wife living with another man in Rusape*
A man from Chitungwiza James Chanda caused a heavy traffic jam today in Rusape. He said he travelled to Rusape a day before
yesterday being 3rd July 2018 to visit his one time colleague.
While walking along the street he stumbled on his wife who died two years ago in his home in Chitungwiza.
According to him, he said; ”my wife died of road traffic
accident two years ago and I
buried her in my home in Chitungwiza but I am shocked to see her with a man who was carrying her in a corrola(taxi). At first, I hesitated but I summoned courage and when I called her by her name, on turning to see me she disappeared”.
Our correspondent also said that the said man who was driving her in his corrola fainted on seeing what happened.
When he regained consciousness he narrated his own story saying that he had lived with her for 8months.He also said that she moved in with him after they met in a church and it was love at first sight. I have begged to meet her people and marry her. She told me she was all alone in town working but told me she was from Mutoko. I have many times requested that I meet her people but she would
decline saying that her people are evil. She decided we move in together before meeting her people after getting our firstborn child because she is seven months pregnant.

this world is tricky eh!.This is how I dreamt after eating sadza that’s why I don’t usually eat and sleep immediately😰😰
Thanks for reading…..have a good day

I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him.
I don’t know why he smiled becoz there’s honestly too much Vaseline on his face

Being poor really hurts, you’ll even take selfies while eating pizza.

is it a crime to stop taxi and greet all pessangers ,
i did it but i nearly got killed by pessangers and even too much insults,
“we are loosing our culture as africans

Who ever taught my mom how to switch off the hotspot we must not meet

This morning I went jogging but then I remembered
Proverbs 28:1 which says “
the wicked shall run when no one is chasing them “….
I went back home

*Scientists have found that babies sometimes cry at night to prevent their parents from making another baby.*