Pride goes before a fall, always knew I was Proud, for you, no wonder I *Fell*
jenny you my pride, and if loving you was a sin, then my place would be in *Hell*
Mayb I m too proud to admit this buh, you r my light, it’s you _before anyone else_ , *bae*
Without you in my life, it’s total darkness,I m still waiting 4 ur smile to brighten up my *day*
*_~Good morning honey~_* ❣
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The Uglier the Lecture…
😂😁 The harder the Module..
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The Hardest Thing To Do Is Leaving Your House
While Your Phone Is On 3%
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A morning text does not only mean good morning.
It also means, I think about you when I wake up.
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Mathematician: How to write 4 in between 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question’s wrong.
UK: Not found on Internet.
Zimbabwe: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Zimbabweans
everywhere in the world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering….
anything to do with using your brain.
British: Can u Swim?
Zimbabwean: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It
Swims.
Zimbabwean: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Zimbabwean: Then What’s the Difference
between u & Dog…
British Shocked, Zimbo Rocks!
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There are some girls who have their own boyfriends but they ask for airtime from other girl’s boyfriends.
My question is have you ever seen workers from Pick n Pay getting their salary from OK?🤔
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When a woman is crazy about you,
pray that she doesn’t get well,
because when you notice she is getting well,
it means another man is giving her medication.
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I’m 100% sure that the person who came up with a quote of: “All Men Are The Same”, is a Chinese🇨🇳 woman who lost her husband in a crowed..!
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The Day I’ll Post A Pic Of Me And My Bae On “best Couple Around sa” , i Will Read All The Comments And I’ll Make Sure That i Roast Back Anyone Who Tries To Make Fun Of Me And My BOO
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Rich was a virgin😯 He knew nothing about sex. His parents married a girl for him😩
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On the first night of the marriage, he entered the the bedroom only to see his wife completely naked. He was completely schocked😨😨 because he had never seen a naked woman in his Life😣
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She asked: ” Do u know what I want?”😊☺
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Rich said: “No”😐
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She then laid on the bed and asked again: “Do u know what what I want?”😯
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Rich said: “No!”😟
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She then laid on bed and spread her body on the body and opened her legs wide open and then asked again: “Do U know what I want now…Its must be clear by now?”😉
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Rich started laughing😂😂😂After laughing for about 4 minutes,
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He said: “Yes now i get it!😂 You want to have to the whole bed and sleep alone”
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If you have a R100 in your pocket and you find a R10 note on the floor..
You’re still gonna pick it up right?…
& that’s why niggas cheat
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Stop ignoring actions and trusting words. Stop giving your all to a person who gives you nothing. Stop hanging on to someone who has let go of you. Stop expecting change from a person who doesn’t want to be changed. Stop letting the fear of loneliness cause you to settle for less than what you deserve. Stop letting the wrong reasons keep you in a relationship that isn’t right for you. Stop breaking your own heart.
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I can’t laugh alone 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
A man and his wife were in court to have a Divorce.
The problem in contention was ….who should have the possession of the child.??
The man or the woman?
The woman jumped up and said… “My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour…. alone”.
The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said ..
“My lord ..I have a question, ….when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine…..”?
😀😀😀😳
��🙄Court adjourned.
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They should have allowed me to study Medicine with my 30% in Maths. I was only going to focus on small sicknesses like Headache and flu etc
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Colours of the leaf changes with time,
same is with humans
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I always hate that moment…when i’m just at the door of the church, about to get in and the pastor shouts ‘Pray against the devil that is coming into church right now!!!!!’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The feeling i get like i must go back home
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