When you’re trying to be nice to a baby in a Taxi and say
“Hello boy boy” and the mother says it’s a Girl..!
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Being poor really hurts, you’ll even take selfies while eating pizza.
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As I was walking out of Shoprite, I saw this very beautiful lady come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz. She ran after this slim, short, dark guy. The lady was busy shouting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, “Please baby, don’t leave me. I need you and can’t live without you. This Benz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey.” The guy just kept walking away and ignoring her. I was like, if this guy won’t take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there sobbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a big voice behind me say, “Papa Weehh, you are obstructing our camera. We are shooting a movie..
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Keep your attitude like a king
and Ego like a Slave,
and build your dynasty of happiness and success
Good Morning
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A man was watching a movie at home, and
suddenly shoutsNoooooooooooooooo!!!!
Don’t go inside the church!!!Its a trap!!!!
His wife confused, asks him “what are you
watching?”He answered “our wedding
DVD”
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I think im old enough now my parents
can move out of the house
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A husband made a call2hospital2enquire abt hs prgnent wife.
Bt accidently d call wen2a cricket stadium..
He askd wat is d condition..
He got atack aftr wat he heard..
7 r already out..3 mor will b out hopfully by lunch. The 1st one ws a duck.
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When I first met you, I thought that you might be something that I was going to call home. And I was right.
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A friend Knows your life in and out but still loves you the way you’re…. friendship goals.
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The reason I don’t eat rice when i am visiting people is because they put their phones in rice to dry them when they fall in toilet water.
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A grandson goes to visit his grandmother
she’s in the kitchen and says make yourself at home
on the coffee table a big bowl of nuts he helps himself
she walks in he says these nuts are good grandma
she says all I can do is suck the chocolate off without my teeth in lol
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Big nose says church leaders are also essential front line workers,
this guy must be smoking his own for-skin…
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Y MEN R NOT ALLOWED 2 RUN ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES N NEWS PAPERS
Hi uncle Nyaa: “I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband wit de maid n baby @ home n I drove 4 just about 2km from home.
My car engine started 2 overheat, so I had 2 turn back n get another car.
When I got home I found my husband in bed wit our maid, I don know wat 2 do now, pls help me.”
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Uncle Nyaa’s Reply: “Overheating of engine after such a short distance can b caused by problems associated wit de radiator.
U need 2 check oil n water level in ur engine b4 u start ur journey.
U must also make sure ur car is serviced regularly 2 avoid problems in future, hope dis will help!!!
Oh one more thing if it does happen, don go back home, call ur insurance.”
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Mince meat and Wors are the same.
The difference is that condom…
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Do you ever experienced when you asked yourself like
“Why do I need to experienced all of these”
“I’m too young for this”
“Am I bad enough that’s why all of these thing happen”
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You give someone R500 for hair,
then they come back home with cut monada,
and they are drunk 😒
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