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*THERE IS TOMORROW*

Whenever you are dealing with people, you must always remember that there is tomorrow and you might need them tomorrow.
You may end up needing help from the people who are asking for your help today so help them.
Life is like a moving wheel, sometimes you are up and sometimes you are down. Sometimes we destroy the bridges that we might need to help us cross back tomorrow.
Sometimes we treat people as though there is never going to be tomorrow. We sometimes act as though we will never need help from any one. Remember there’s tomorrow.
Joseph helped the cupbearer in prison and later the cupbearer connected Joseph with Pharaoh. Imagine how Portiphar’s wife felt when she heard that Joseph was now the Governor of Egypt after she had falsely accused him. The brothers who sold Joseph away ended up being fed by him. Don’t ever think of going to the extreme with your offenders, they might be rescuers tomorrow.
Always remember there is tomorrow and it will surely come.
The little help you give to people today, will profit you tomorrow.
May the good Lord touch your heart to live your life as if there is tomorrow.

*Good Morning!!!*

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A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store For Purchase A Strange Book.

He Sees A Sales Girl There & Then He Walk To Her.

Husband: “Do You Have A Book Called “Husband – The Master Of The House?”

Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction And Comics Are On The 1st Floor.“

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One of the best things in life is seeing a smile on a persons face and
knowing that you put it there.

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Congratulations to all Ladies who got pregnant by Men they met on social media…👏👏
•°•
My Sister you’re carrying a little Notification..

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95 year old man: ‘Doc, my 18yr-old wife is
pregnant, whats yo opinion?’ Doc: ‘Let me
tel u a story. A hunter, in a hury grabed an
umbrela instead of his gun and went into
the jungle. He saw a lion, pointed the
umbrela the lion and pulled the handle.
BANG!! The lion fell to the ground and
died!’ Old man: ‘No ways! Some1 must
have shot the lion for him!’
Doc: “EXACTLY!”

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Breaking news

A Skhothane

won a lotto and burn the lottery ticket

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A Mafia godfather, accompanied by his lawyer- Selibona Nya,
walks into a room to meet with his Ex-
accountant.

The godfather asks the accountant, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
The accountant does not answer. The godfather asks again, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”

Nyaa interrupts, “Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret fo you.”
The godfather says, “Well ask him where my damn money is!”
Nyaa, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3
million dollars is.

The accountant signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
Nyaa interprets to the godfather, “He doesn’t know what you are talking about.”

The godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the table of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, “Ask him again where my damn money is!” Nyaa sings the message to the accountant. The accountant signs back, “OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!”

The godfather says, “Well, what did he say?”
Nyaa interprets to the godfather, “He says, Go to hell, you don’t have the guts to pull the
trigger.”

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From 16 December to 1st January,
if your parents don’t allow you to go party
just pretend to be sick and inbox us
we will come fetch you with an Ambulance

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Ladies if u are engaged don’t say u are taken,
u are just booked.
And bookings can be canceled anytime…

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CONFUSION is when Ur parents tell u that Sex before marriage is a sin but u appear in their wedding pictures..

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WHY ME…..?
My girlfriend visited me last night.
When she went to bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw Will Smith calling.,.. I didn’t
say much
After that, another call came in and when I
Checked, it CHRIS BROWN Calling
I was a little bit nervous but I calm.
Within few minutes, another call came in from different person, it
Was JUSTIN BIEBER calling. …
I said to myself, Doe’s it
Mean This Girl is A Celeb
And I don’t know?
As if that was not enough
Another call came in with a saved name as
DRAKE
Something stroke my mind and I decided to dial my number what I saw was Papa Penny calling!

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That feeling when your crush says :I like u

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Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one’s views and by trying to make it objective and by considering each and every one’s valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say

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Dear ladies

Sometimes you have to call your man and say ” You thought I won’t find out?” then hang up, don’t pick up his callz wait for his confession. then thank me later😂

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The day you stop worrying will be the first day
of your new life,
anxiety takes you in circles,
trust in God & become free.

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