Stop sleeping while knowing that you’re broke 🙄
.
What if you woke up in Dubai ,,
where will you get money for flight to come back

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous?
I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down.

You see yourself glowing & gaining weight then boom💥
“Something Inside So Strong

A serial killer broke into a house and confronted a couple. The serial killer asks “what are your names? i would like to know my victims’ names before i kill them”. Then the woman said “my name is Elizabeth”. Then the
killer said, “i will not kill you because my mother is Elizabeth. The killer then turned to the terified man and said “HEY YOU!!, what is your name?” Then the man responded,
“i am Bob but my friends call me Elizabeth.”

10 years challenge is not for everyone✋👎
How can you be ugly twice

I’ve gotten to a stage in life where i don’t have to argue,
Even if you tell me that 1+1= 19
You are very correct.

If your girlfriend has friends she calls, boo, bish,bestie,galfriend
my broda that is the board of directors that ruins your relationship

Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid
not only people you may know.

1. Girls who don’t wear half naked to get
boys attention…
2. Girls who don’t ask too much……
3. Girls who don’t post half naked pics to
get many likes on facebook…..
4. Girls that don’t sleep with every guy……
Do we still have such girls?……………
Yes or No..

Dear black people. . . .
.
It’s Police-Station
Not Poly-Station
. . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

If she’s still standing after drinking 6 packs of smirnoff storm,
she is a witch