This lockdown made me stay home and spend time with my family in the dinning room.. They’re actually quite and nice I didn’t even know my sister has a child
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I Saw wedding cars moving in reverse
Maybe it’s a DIVORCE
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The reason we don’t like taking our girlfriend or wife to a braai where there are female friends we grew up with…
Driving back from the braai…🚗..c
Wife : So those girls are your. childhood friends 🙂.
Me : Yes babe, they are..cool people neh?🙂
Wife : You and Dineo look close 🙂..
Me : We go back along way, you could say that hahahaha..
Wife : Hmmm..I could tell from the way she hugged you.🙂
Me : ….what do you mean babe?
Wife : I’m just saying the hug looked intimate, something about the way she held you and took time to let go..the way she looked into your eyes ..
Me : But Lerato and Natasha hugged me too😏..
Wife : Not the way Dineo did..you know what, let’s leave it..
Me : Okay babe..
Wife : It’s funny how she spent more time talking to you than talking to other guys at the braai..her jokes are not even funny..😒
Me : I thought we were leaving it.
Wife : All I’m saying is she must learn to respect other peoples’ men in their presence..if I didn’t know any better I would think you sleeping with her.😒
Me : …. How did this escalate that far now?😐
Wife : Ohhhh?..did I strike a nerve?😏
Me : It’s just that I don’t see what you talking about babe..
Wife : Oh?..so you are defending her now?😳
Me : No, I don’t know what you talking about.
Wife : I know what I saw,unless you think I’m crazy..😒
Me :Look at this idiot skipping the robot.😳
Wife : Oohhhhh hahaha!! You gonna change the subject now?
Wife:.at least he skipped a robot,he is not getting inappropriate hugs from sluts..😒
Me : How does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug?..really now..
Wife : Hehehehe. Do you want her?..am I standing in your way?..let me out the car, go to her..I’m not stopping you..😔😒
Me : Baby have I ever given you reason not to trust me?..ever..😏
Wife: 🙄…(folding hands)
Me : Answer me..
Wife:Just drive the car. 🙄
Me :Mmmmm..
Silence for 5min.
Wife : (Talking to herself)…
hmmm..childhood friend .
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Women why? 😄😄
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keep playing your boyfriend like football ,
let another girl catch him like a goalkeeper ,
you will regret watching the highlight*
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If she blocks,unblock,block unblock you.
My brother marry that psycho she really loves you
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Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”
Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!
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Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock. 😓
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WHY MEN ARE SO HONEST*
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river’.
When he cried out, the Angel appeared & asked, *”Why are you crying?”*
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water & he needed it to make a living.
The Angel went down into the water & reappeared with a *Golden Axe*. “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. The woodcutter replied: *”No.”*
The Angel again went down & came up with a *Silver Axe.* “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. Again, the woodcutter replied: *”No.”*
The Angel went down again & came up with an *Iron Axe*. “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. The woodcutter replied: *”Yes.”*
The Angel was pleased with the man’s honesty & gave him all 3 Axes to keep, & the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, & his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Angel again appeared & asked him: “Why are you crying?”
*”Oh, my wife has fallen into the water!”*
The Angel went down into the water & came up with *Pamela Anderson*
“Is this your wife?” the Angel asked. *”Yes,”* cried the woodcutter.
The Angel was furious. *”You lied!* That is an untruth!” The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said *’NO’* to *Pamela* , you would have come up with *Angelina Jolie *. Then if I said *’NO’* to her, you would have come up with *MY WIFE*. Had I then said *’YES,’ you would have given me all 3.*
I’m a poor man, & not able to take care of 3 wives, so *THAT’S why I said YES to Pamela .”*
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a *good & honorable reason & for the benefit of others.*
That’s our story, &
we’re sticking to it!
*MEN ARE TRULY HONORABLE!* HAVE A SWEET DAY
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*QUOTE of the day*
*Don’t tell people to get married because
their age mates have married. Even you,
your age mates have died, but has anyone
forced you to die?*
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Tell the devil that today is not your day, and tomorrow is not looking good either.
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Don’t cry in love. Because for whom you are crying,
does not deserve your tears. And the person who deserves it,
will never let you cry.
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The pain of opening a
“I need a favour” message by mistake😩
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You came into my life unexpectedly and now I want you permanently.
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Kenny is an engineer that can’t find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT
FOR R50 – IF NOT CURED YOU GET BACK R200 A
lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
R150 and goes to the clinic… Lawyer: “I have
lost my sense of taste”
Kenny : “Nurse, bring
medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in
patient’s mouth” Lawyer: “Urgh..this is paraffin”
Kenny : “Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give me R50” The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember anything”
Kenny : “Nurse, bring
medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in his
mouth” Lawyer (annoyed): “This is paraffin. You
gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Kenny : “Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give me R50” The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a week later determined to
get back R200.
Lawyer: “My eye sight has become
very weak”
Kenny: “Well, I don’t have any
medicine for that, so take this R200” Lawyer
(staring at the note): “But this is R50, not R200”
Kenny : “Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me R50”
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Time is the coin of life.
Only you can determine how it will be spent.
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A rich man looked through his window and saw a poor man picking something from his dustbin … He said, Thank GOD I’m not poor.
The poor man looked around and saw a naked man misbehaving on the street … He said, Thank GOD I’m not mad.
The mad man looked ahead and saw an ambulance carrying a patient … He said, Thank GOD I’m not sick.
Then a sick person in hospital saw a trolley taking a dead body to the mortuary … He said, Thank GOD I’m not dead.
Only a dead person cannot thank God.
Why don’t you thank GOD today for all your blessings and for the gift of life … for another beautiful day.
What is LIFE?
To understand life better, you have to go to 3 locations :
1. Hospital
2. Prison
3. Cemetery
At the Hospital, you will understand that nothing is more beautiful than HEALTH.
In the Prison, you’ll see that FREEDOM is the most precious thing.
At the Cemetery, you will realize that life is precious. The ground that we walk today will be our roof tomorrow.
Sad Truth* : We all come with Nothing and we will go with Nothing … Let us, therefore, remain humble and be thankful & grateful to God at all times for everything.
Could you please share this with someone else, and let them know that God loves them ?
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