If my sister know how famous I am on Facebook She wouldn’t send me to buy cabbage at the market

The way female bankers explain account opening is so sexy….. They will be like….. I will open it for you Continue Reading..

Being ugly is not easy. You take 85 pictures, delete 80, edit 5 and post 1

Teacher: why are you sleeping while im teaching Bundle of joy: why are you teaching while im sleeping

“I’m not on Facebook for dating”, says an ugly girl. As if she has a choice!

He ;~ Like My Profile Pic. . She ;~ I Have Boyfriend. . He ;~ Tell Him Also To

A friend of mine told me his father bought an Android car, I told him our swimming pool got burnt Continue Reading..

I found my late uncle’s SIM card on the drawer 😓 now I’m thinking of whatsapping his girlfriends and be Continue Reading..