Men who date slim
girls should be
rewarded…it’s not
easy to be sleeping
with plywoods

Gone are the days when we used to beg ladies,
these days we only ask once,
u refuse we go to your sister or best friend.

My brother don’t feel sad when these
Facebook gals don’t reply your inbox,
most of them can’t read

In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business

A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you,who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming.

A nurse lost her cat in a hospital..she asked: Any one got a pussy?
All the woman stood up.
No I meant has any one seen a pussy?.All the men stood up.
No No No… she said “I meant has any one seen my pussy”?
All the doctors stood up

The uglier the teacher the tougher the subject
And parents will be blaming us for failing
They don’t know wat we’re facing in front of us every school day