Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right, Forget about the ones who don’t. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it.
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Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
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December vibes be like:👇
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Me:”hello babe how are you?”😊
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Palesa:”eish…I’m fine just that my battery is low,can’t talk now,😒call me back in January neh babe?
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Q : what you will do if you lazy and
someone tell you to go to the market?
A : i will visit the online market
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Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like
When did i accept u 🤔?
Did u break in?
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Keep smiling
Positive thinking,
Good attitude
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Whites: One thousand and two hundred rands.
Blacks: wan pon thu
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No one knows what he can do until he tries
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Girl: I love you very very much!
Please text back
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Boy: BACK
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In *Soweto * , one family’s door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in *Pretoria * …. Locking door was not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door ” Covid 19 positive do not enter “, and went away.
After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker ‘s place,
“Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe”
😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Always remember that no matter how useless you feel,
you are someones reason to smile.
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When you speak fluent English bare wiketsa clever🙄
MOM paid School fees for 5 years and that means
I’ll speak English whenever I want to.Infact, carbohydrates
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“Babe, keep your money, I only need your Love”
the last lady who said this died in 1572
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Girls will argue with you for 30mins straight and then be like
” I’m not even gonna argue with you”
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A woman wakes during the night to
find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes
downstairs to look for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a
hot cup of coffee in front of him. He
appears to be in deep thought, just
staring at the wall. She watches as he
wipes a tear from his eye and takes a
sip of his coffee.
‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she
whispers as she steps into the room.
‘Why are you down here at this time
of night?’
The husband looks up from his
coffee, ’It’s the 20th anniversary of
the day we met.’
She can’t believe he has remembered
and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, ‘Do you
remember 20 years ago when we
started dating? I was 18 and you were
only 16,’ he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to
tears. ‘Yes, I do,’ she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were
not coming easily. ‘Do you remember
when your father caught us in the
back seat of my car?’
‘Yes, I remember,’ said the wife,
lowering herself into the chair beside
him.
The husband continued. ‘Do you
remember when he shoved the
shotgun in my face and said, “Either
you marry my daughter or I will send
you to prison for 20 years?’
‘I remember that, too,’ she replied
softly. He wiped another tear from his
cheek and said,
‘I would have gotten out today.
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