Your problems are small if you’re still praying in English my friend.
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African problems don’t understand English! ✋✋

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,”he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.” At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand andwhispered, “Come on, Dick, let’s go.”

Death came to a guy and said,
“My frnd today is ur day”
Guy: “But Im not ready!”.
Then death said,
“Well ur name is the next on my list”.
Guy: “Okay why don’t
u take a seat and I will
get u something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said,
“All right”
The guy gave death some
food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating
and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list
& removed his name from top
of the list and put
into the bottom of the list…
When death woke up
he said to the guy,
“Because u have been so very nice to me,
I will start from
the BOTTOM of the list

Those girls who bleach their face
are they trying to add another race ?

Don’t Tell Me “I Wish I Had Met You Earlier”
Dump Your useless boyfriend And Meet Me Now….
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.case closed

A guy stuck his head into a barber’s shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?” The Barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2hours”.
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut “?
The Barber looked around at the shop and said “About 3hours”.
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?”
The Barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour only”
The guy left.
The Barber turned to a friend and said Nicholas, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut , but then he doesn’t ever come back.
A little while later, Nicholas return to the shop.
The Barber asked, “So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?
Nicholas looked up, with tears in his eyes and said,
“To your wife at home”