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Why is someone who borrows money
but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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Good luck to learners who were doing Maths and Physics
the rest of you guys come on it’s not that difficult

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Last night I kissed my neighbour’s daughter in a dream
_
This morning she looks at me like
nothing happened between us just think

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A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn’t ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client’s room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn’t sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn’t reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn’t leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn’t arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-”If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?”
-”I promise I will never let anyone know”.
-”Swear”
-”I swear I won’t reveal your secret”
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn’t revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know… thank you for reading.
Do you want to come and beat me?

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There are 2 thoughts in a girl’s mind
when they want to visit a guy for the first time.
“I will not have sex with him” &
“let me shave, just in case”

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I HOPE your life is full of ” I can’t believe I did this” than “I should’ve done it. “

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I think im old enough now my parents
can move out of the house

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Have you ever thought that the Mouse you killed
was thinking that it is part of your family?
Exactly you’re just thinking for yourself
you don’t care about others feelings

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Remember to step out of your comfort zone
and achieve great things
because you are worth it.

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She’s your girl. She’s supposed to be that curious person who wants to know where you are, what you’re doing, and who you’re with so she can have peace of mind.
💙
She’s supposed to be that talkative person who wants to constantly text you throughout the day or call you just to hear your voice.
💛
She’s supposed to be that attentive person who shows you that you are her favorite distraction from everything else that’s going on with her.
💜
She’s supposed to be that affectionate person who likes to kiss you all over the place without caring who’s looking.
💝
She’s supposed to be that jealous person who feels some type of way when she sees you talking a girl a lot.
💗
She’s supposed to be that annoying person who gets mad over little things because every thing you do affects her.
💕
She’s supposed to be that vulnerable person who’s sensitive who everything you say to her.
💟
She’s supposed to be that loving person who puts you before herself. She just hopes you won’t get sick of it one day, because she doesn’t know how to show she cares any other way.
❤💚💛❤💚💛❤💚💛

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I asked her “what your favourite soapie?”…
She answered” it’s Protex”
-I forgot to faint

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LUCKY Are Those Who Have Plug Point 🔌
Near Their Beds To Charge Their Phones 😥

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On my wedding day any woman that will look more pretty than my wife
will be chased out, i hate confusion

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A
WOMAN
Man calling his lady on phone
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
Calling. No answer!
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
Calling.
No answer
Then man says to himself “Maybe she’s
sleeping
or she is in the
bathroom.” A lady calling her man
Calling. Calling. Calling She angrily cut the call
& says to her self
“I knew it! he’s with another girl”
TRUE/FALSE?

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Be in the moment and enjoy every moment
knowing there is a tomorrow”

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