Today my Neighbour was Baking Scones
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It was Nice Playing With Her Kids
.
you must Love Kids guys
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Don’t let time sneak up on you.
Enjoy every moment that you can.
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When you finally think you found the one…
.
Waiter: Would you like to eat something
sir?
Him: Nah thanks
Waiter: You madam?
Her: Bring two nah thanks and water
please
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Her : Babe, Can I ask you something?
Me: It’s not true babe, they are lying.
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Happiest Moment For Today’s Generation Is
Battery Full
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I applied for a job at NASA…
but there’s no space
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Ultimate Thought Of Wiliam Sxfear 4 All Beautiful Grls.
Be Wid Sumone Who Spoils Ur Lipstick
Not Ur Eyeliner
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Tswana Girl Enter At The Sex Store…
Cashier : Hi,what Can I Do For You Miss.?
Girl :Hy I want A Dildo!!
Cashier :Okay Dear You Can Chose From Our Rage On The Wall…
Girl :I’ll Take The Red One Sir..
Cashier : Sorry Mam That’s A Fire Extinguisher!!!
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I dont want to stay young forever
b’coz if I do, I won’t be having
my best dream which is to grow old with you.
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Use soccer langue to describe your relationship
me: Full time or Sudden death
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Girls need to start looking for guys who have goal,
Ambitions and education because 10 years from now
‘Swag’ isn’t going to pay bills
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I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told me, he is working on, “Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment”.
I was impressed! On further asking, I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water… under his wife’s supervision!
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If you don’t own anything ‘Made in China’ please leave my page.
You are too rich!
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Stop letting other people control your happiness..!
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Husband: When I get mad at u,
u never fight back.
How do u control ur anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
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“I don’t date guys who don’t have cars”
says a girl who bath with soap
until it becomes size of a simcard
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