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Some of you ladies are still single because
you get advice from pictures with words..

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Pastor told people who were at the church to tell each other that you are created in God’s image .
A monkey looked at the friend and bursts into laughter

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My goal for 2018…

Is to accomplish the goals of 2017 which I should have done in 2016,because I promised them in 2015 and planned them in 2014…

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Marriage is like public toilet.
Those who are outside want to get inside and
those who are inside want to get out.

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Ex: Hi bae, I have missed u
Me: Sorry I can’t talk at the graveyard attending a memorial
Ex: OMG sorry, who died
Me: My feelings for u

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When you thought your crush texted you
But he/she just joined messenger

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Be positive and trust the timing of everything. Just because it’s not happening right now doesn’t mean it never will. Stay patient

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Those Girls who are afraid of killing a Cockroach
but have the heart to abort a baby.
Satan is waiting to rape you my sisters.

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Shakespeare once said “I cried when I had no shoes ” but I came very sad when I saw a men with no leg

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Once a farmer harvested his rice from Bassett in the Ural area and came to the city to sell it.
After selling the rice he made a lot of money.
He decides to buy a tape record. He was given a free CD, with music in it. The first music titled;Giving me water. Upon arriving home, he on the music set. The music started; giving me water oh yeah I thirsty oooh. Upon hear this, the farmer fetched a bucket of water and said to his family. The recorder is thirsty because it has been in the shop for a long time. He poured the water on the recorder and that was the end. Ha ha ha! Please don’t try that

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Girl : “wait for me hun, i wanna do my make-up”.

Ronnie : “You don’t need a make-up”

Girl : “oh! Really Ronnie?……….that is so sweet of you”

Ronnie : “No, You need Plastic Surgery”.

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I’ve done a lot of bad things in my life
but I’ve never tagged 49 people on my
profile picture

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I Have a Feeling That My Future Wife Needs Airtime

Which Network My Love 😍?

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A forced love will never last.
Never beg to be loved.
Never beg for attention

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Don’t be ashamed to be different.
Be proud that God made you like no one else.

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Some Girl’s Don’t Even Own A Car But Love Saying ‘Stay In Your Lane’
AyA! You Must Stay On The Pavement..

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