That Pain 😢😥 , When You Show Someone Something That
You Are Really Proud Of And They Say “Cool”
And They Change The Subject 😭
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Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband, Doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”
The woman immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear.
The doctor shocked said: “No! No! Please! Put on your clothes! Just show me your tongue!”
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Life is like riding a bicycle,
to keep your balance you must keep moving..
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My sister, continue saying all Men are
players..!!
•°•
Until you marry their coach.
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Those days, When your uncle visits and gives you money but your mum takes it afterwards and when you protest she shouts
“shut up have you forgotten I almost died because of you in labor”.
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The most precious possession that ever
comes to a man in this world is a
woman’s heart
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You don’t have a Valentine on Valentines day💞 ? Some people don’t have a mother on Mothers Day👸 or a father on Fathers Day👷 , you busy stressing out about a once off thing
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Those Girls Who Used To Have A Notebook
Full Of Song Lyrics. .
How’s Your Music Career Going?
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Love is the seventh sense
which destroys all other 6 senses.
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Yesterday, my pressing iron broke down. I
went to the neighbours and asked them
for
their iron. They told me to come and iron
in
their house or forget about it. I went and
ironed without arguing. This morning they
also came to ask me for a broom. I also
told
them to come and sweep at my house or
forget about it. Now they are angry. Did I
do
anything wrong?
People are ungrateful
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She wrote “slender by nature”
Are you sure my sister that it is nature not hunger?
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I can’t believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh*t on their dreams a little bit.
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True friends are like mornings,
You cant have them the whole day,
But you can be sure,
They will be there when you wakeup tomorrow,
Next Year And Forever…..
MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP CONTINUE TO BLOSSOM FOREVER……. Amen
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Some people are like:
– doesn’t eat healthy
– never has 8 hrs sleep
– never works out
– drinks 0.5ml of water a day
– unorganized mess
and also asks: why am I sad?
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Who Else Used To Pretend To Think Hard
When The Teacher is Looking At Them?
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I am SINGLE because
I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.
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