I was In town this morning when
Japanese man approached me. ” please….
Can you take ” he said.” Handing me a
camera. As he stood against the wall
smiling.I got into a taxi an thought, “what
a nice guy”.
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Every village have this guy who always put
a speaker outdoors, plays loud music then
lock himself up inside the house.
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“Peal I said, meet me in front of KFC and your already inside reading the menu 🤔, finish reading and come out side. I hate 😡 nonsense
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Me: 147895672077.
Girlfriend: Thanks for airtime baby.
Me: Its electricity, boil water and bath.
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Be with me, just like Jerry stays for Tom.
Always fighting but never leaving each other.
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33 000 people diagonised with the deadly January disease , the number is expected to shoot up in the coming month
Symptoms of January disease –
1: unending fights between husband and wife / boyfriend and girlfriend
2: loss of weight
3: eating vegetables , bread and achaar, cabbage chicken feet and heads, everyday
4 : loss of craving for beer
5 : staying at home shuning your friends and telling them that you no longer drink beer
6 : blocking your smallhouse’s phone number
7 : stress
8 : being unable to count the number of days in January , counting 60 days instead of 31
9 : no sex with your patner
10 : borrowing groceries from the shops and tuckshops
11 : leaving your whatsapp group and selling your phone
If you have any of these symptoms my advise to you is next year spend the way you did this year
You spend a lot of money uyanya.
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When you accidentally hit an old lady with a stone
then she picks it up and puts it inside her bag
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The reason why women live long is because they don’t have a “Wife”…
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I brought a phone and by mistakenly it fall inside hot water
and I quickly throw it inside cold water OMG WAT A girl
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A man spend two hours looking at his marriage certificate
then his wife ask what are your looking at
he replied I am checking expiring date of this marriage
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Girls can survive without a boyfriend
but they can’t survive without a best friend..!🤞
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To die in love for someone is not the
big thing….
To live with that
pain with smile forever is the great real
achievement
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If u have failed grade 11,
dont worry u can still go to grade 12
during break time everyday
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Your parents are still alive and together ,But when you are asked “Who is your favourite couple?” You answer “Jay Z and Beyonce”……Hmmmm my sister you need a very hot High five on your face.
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You Called Her Ugly Back In High School…
Now You’re In Her Unread Messages
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We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
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