I am inviting you my fellow friends and relatives to our
END OF YEAR PARTY
All drinks and food for free
Date :- 23th December, 2017
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Time: – 17hrs till late..
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Dress code smart casual.
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Venue: – 世界上有太多的人在挨饿。
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Make sure you don’t miss it! Thank you in advance
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My wife went on a holiday leaving me behind. I got horny one day and decided to try the maid who has just arrived from the village. I called the maid to the bedroom where I had taken off my clothes and pointed to my manhood: “do you know what this is?” I said.
Maid: (acting shy) yes
Me : “do you know what is it for?”
Maid: “yes”
Me : show me
The maid immediately knelt down, hold the item with both hands, drew closer and opens her mouth. (At this point I was shivering with anticipation and excitement).
The maid then began : “My name is Mary, I’m 23 years old from Orange farm. I want to send a shout out to my parents, Mr and Mrs Nkosi, my uncle Lesley, my brother Sylvester Nkosi . I would like to tell my boyfriend that I miss him. Can you please play a song ” Work Work Work ” by rihanna. Thank you. She then turn to me and said : “Boss, take your microphone. I’m done”
I fainted
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The noise of the sea will never disturb the fish from sleeping. Therefore don’t let anything disturb you, stay focused and determined to be on track on whatever you are pursuing in life, turn a deaf ear to every noise that will distract your attention. God will change your story if only you are determined and prayerful. Don’t start your day with broken pieces of yesterday. Everyday is a fresh start. Each day is a new beginning. Every morning we wake up is the first day of our new life. As we all know today will never come again; be a blessing; be a friend; encourage someone; take time to care; and let your words heal not wound someone. And let our soul give thanks to GOD always.
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I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
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Teacher: Rainbow! I have 10 Beers. I give Patrick 1 Beer. How many left?
Rainbow: Easy! 9.
Teacher: Then I give 1 to Davies. How many left?
Rainbow: Simple! 8.
Teacher: If I Take 1 and give Patrick again?
Rainbow: So You Want to Finish All the Beers Without Giving Me?
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Vocadom is the best🔥🔥
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Now go back and read the first word slowly cos clearly you are drunk
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If you get a girlfriend here on Facebook stick to the Inbox
do not take it to WhatsApp.
I repeat do not take it to WhatsApp.
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Being ignored by ur bf/ gf ain’t that bad
Hàve u ever been ignored by ur brain in the exam room ??
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Girl: Will you pick me up if I ever fell down??
Boy: No..
Girl: Would you wipe away the tears when I’m sad..:(…?
Boy: Never..
Girl: Will you still love me when I look my worst?
Boy: Nope..
Girl: At least you’re honest …..:(((
Boy: I wouldn’t pick you up if you fell because I would catch you before you even hit the ground….♥
I wouldn’t wipe away your tears because I’ll make sure there’s nothing for you to ever be sad about….♥
I wouldn’t love you when you look your worst because that’s
impossible…
You always look you’re best,
even when you think you don’t….. ♥
I love you more than anything,
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No one makes good jokes like an ugly person
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The shit you here about me might be true..
but then again it could be as fake as the bitch who told you
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The easiest way to make your old car run better
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is to check the prices of a new car!!
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“When i chat you, it means i miss you.
when i don’t chat you,
it means im waiting for you to miss me too.”
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I don’t know why, Every School Has That One
Teacher/Lecturer Who Dress Like They Don’t Earn
Salary.😂😂😂😂
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lf you scared of dying alone then
become a bus driver
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I think I am the 1 of the few Ndebele guy
who can speak fluence English.
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