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The best way to tell a girl you love her is to sit beside her,
hold her, rest her head on your heartbeat, and stay quiet.

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A house girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased…

*House girl:I can cook better than u
*Madam:Who told u that?
*House girl:Ur husband told me.
*Madam: OK second reason….!
*House maid:I can iron better than u.
*Madam:Who told u that?
*House girl:Ur husband told me.
*Madam:OK,last reason.
*House girl:I’m also better than u in bed(Madam got furious, grabbed a stick to smash her head)
*Madam:Did my husband say that?
*House girl:No,the driver told me I’m better than u in bed.
*Madam:Shhhh!Lower ur voice please! I will increase ur salary immediately. You’re such a hard working girl.

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We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.

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Today I woke up missing Nelson Mandela.
Can someone please borrow me a R200 note, just to see the old man’s face. I’ll bring it back month end

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Below are 20 life teaching lessons. I urge
you to take just 3 minutes and ponder over
them. They are life-changing statements:
1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can
lead; if you lose, you can guide.
2. People are not what they say but what
they do; so judge them not from their
words but from their actions.
3. When someone hurts you, don’t feel bad
because it’s a law of nature that the tree
that bears the sweetest fruits gets
maximum number of stones.
4. Take whatever you can from your life
because when life starts taking from you, it
takes even your last breath.
5. In this world, people will always throw
stones on the path of your success. It
depends on what you make from them – a
wall or a bridge.
6. Challenges make life interesting;
overcoming them make life meaningful.
7. There is no joy in victory without running
the risk of defeat.
8. A path without obstacles leads nowhere.
9. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly
not a good place to stay.
10. You can’t have a better tomorrow if you
are thinking about yesterday all the time.
11. If what you did yesterday still looks big
to you, then you haven’t done much today.
12. If you don’t build your dreams, someone
else will hire you to build theirs.
13. If you don’t climb the mountain; you
can’t view the plain.
14. Don’t leave it idle – use your brain.
15. You are not paid for having brain, you
are only rewarded for using it intelligently.
16. It is not what you don’t have that limits
you; it is what you have but don’t know
how to use.
17. What you fail to learn might teach you a
lesson.
18. The difference between a corrupt
person and an honest person is: The
corrupt person has a price while the honest
person has a value.
19. If you succeed in cheating someone,
don’t think that the person is a fool……
Realize that the person trusted you much
more than you deserved.
20. Honesty is an expensive gift; don’t
expect it from cheap people.
Have a good day

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[Dear Slay Queens💰]
Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..

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I’ll never chase a girl around unless
she ran with my beer

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Comment with a couple of things Africans do!!
*Me: Convert Coke bottle drinks to Water Bottle drinks
*Calling every toothpaste Colgate
*Washing Toilet papers so tht we can use them again.
💖💖💖
Add Yours

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This is the problem with getting attached to someone.
When they leave, you just feel lost.

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How are you ..

She asks…

Love you and cant live without you..

Silent Screams …

Within my heart !!

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True friends are like mornings,
You cant have them the whole day,
But you can be sure,
They will be there when you wakeup tomorrow,
Next Year And Forever…..
MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP CONTINUE TO BLOSSOM FOREVER……. Amen

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You only live once, but if you do it right,
once is enough.

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Love is needing someone. Love is putting up with someone’s bad qualities because they somehow complete you.

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You have been single from January to
November and as we enter in December
you found love. Bro do not accept, the devil
wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!

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If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping At Work😴
Just Slowly Raise Your Head And Say:
”In Jesus Name Amen”..! 🙏

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