👧: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?🙄👀
👳🏾♂️: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.
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👧: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?🙄👀
👳🏾♂️: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.
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I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a 🐀Rat
😥🙄
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I took a Taxi 🚕this morning to town🏙 although I knew very😥 well that i don’t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away 🏃🏽♂️
Unfortunately there was a police 👮♂️officer inside the taxi ,he got out and 🏃🏽♂️chased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The👮♂️ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver🚕😤😤😤
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I was chased out of the hospital coz I told a covid 19 patient to stay positive
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Symptoms of a stubborn wife
(1) natural hair
(2)no make up
(3)shoes size 9-11
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Ex: hey i miss you,
him: hi i can’t talk now I’m at a funeral,
Ex: ooh I’m so sorry who passed away, ?
him: my fellings for you
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Forex, Bitcoin, Binary traders please leave me alone
I beg you in Jesus name leave me alone🙏
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The pain of eating at other people’s houses is
that you must laugh
even if their child take your meat 🍖
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I Wish I was a Chicken 🐔
No work, no school just Kokrokooo and rape.
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Some girls are like pregnancy
you can’t hide them 🤣
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Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think
your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you
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Did you know that people with Sinus
can communicate with pigs🙁🚶
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🙎♀️:Babe
🧔:Yes Babe
🙎♀️: I am home alone 😋
🧔:Don’t worry your ancestors are with you 😏
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Life is too short to spend on useless people
Baby girl just chill and make your cool money with no distractions.
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🧒: May I please pass with level 7 only
🧙🏿: Bring the principal underwear 😂💁
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I don’t mind if I get hiv from China woman
because I know it’s fake
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