๐ง: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?๐๐
๐ณ๐พโโ๏ธ: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.
๐ง: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?๐๐
๐ณ๐พโโ๏ธ: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.
I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a ๐Rat
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I took a Taxi ๐this morning to town๐ although I knew very๐ฅ well that i donโt have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Unfortunately there was a police ๐ฎโโ๏ธofficer inside the taxi ,he got out and ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธchased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The๐ฎโโ๏ธ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also donโt have money to pay the taxi driver๐๐ค๐ค๐ค
I was chased out of the hospital coz I told a covid 19 patient to stay positive
Symptoms of a stubborn wife
(1) natural hair
(2)no make up
(3)shoes size 9-11
Ex: hey i miss you,
him: hi i canโt talk now Iโm at a funeral,
Ex: ooh Iโm so sorry who passed away, ?
him: my fellings for you
Forex, Bitcoin, Binary traders please leave me alone
I beg you in Jesus name leave me alone๐
The pain of eating at other peopleโs houses is
that you must laugh
even if their child take your meat ๐
I Wish I was a Chicken ๐
No work, no school just Kokrokooo and rape.
Some girls are like pregnancy
you canโt hide them ๐คฃ
Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think
your boyfriend wouldnโt leave you
Did you know that people with Sinus
can communicate with pigs๐๐ถ
๐โโ๏ธ:Babe
๐ง:Yes Babe
๐โโ๏ธ: I am home alone ๐
๐ง:Donโt worry your ancestors are with you ๐
Life is too short to spend on useless people
Baby girl just chill and make your cool money with no distractions.
๐ง: May I please pass with level 7 only
๐ง๐ฟ: Bring the principal underwear ๐๐
I donโt mind if I get hiv from China woman
because I know itโs fake