Me : How much is the taxi fare
Taxi driver:R10
Me : For my bags
Taxi driver :they are free
Me : take the bags I’ll walk

I bought a Power Bank for a cheap price of R90
at the Chinese shop.
I was so happy until my phone
started charging the Power bank

I just like it when these pretty boys,
become gays.
That means more girls for us

Most Insulting Lines Said To Google:

“Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence
Before You Start Guessing“

Girls Are Never Wrong

Just Sometimes Confused,

Rude,

Stubborn,

Senseless Emotional,

Unchangeable,

Crazy,

Stupid N Even Mad.

But Never Wrong.

Daughter: “Sorry Dad, I Got Married Yesterday, I Forgot To Inform You”

Dad: “Its Ok My Child, But Don’t Forget To Invite Next Time“

Santa Wrote Bill Gates About PC & Windows Problems.

1 My Child Learned MS Word Now He Wants MS Sentence.

2 There Is Only Re-Cycle But No Re-Scooter, I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter.

3 I See MS Office But I Need MS Home, As I Use PC At Home.

4 Finally, I am Confused That Your Name Is Gates But You Are Selling Windows, Why?

6 Reasons Why Indians Can’t Be Terrorist.

We Are Always Late And We Will Miss The Flight To Be Hijacked.

With Free Food And Drinks On Plane, We Will Forget Why We Are There.

We Will Fight Over Each Other For A Photograph With The Hostages.

We Can Not Keep A Secret. We’ll Tell Everyone A Week Before Doing It.

We Always Talk Loud & Bring Attention To Ourselves.

We’ll Postpone The Mission Because Of A Cricket Match.

Wife At Night: “Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?”

Husband: “98, Why?”

Wife: “Now Tell Me Why You Didn’t Wish Me For My Birthday Since Morning?”

Silence………..

Husband: “I Couldn’t Even Say I Have A Bad Memory”

TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M”
PUPIL:Maroon!
TEACHER:What else?
NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet
TEACHER:Melygood!
Malakmakan!!!

White ppl : Two minutes to two (13:58)
Black ppl : Thu-Thu-Thu

I still dont understand the use of
“ueue”
in Queue
–
It’s just a waste of alphabets

You’re Single at the age of 35 yet you still ask guys “Where did you get my number?” 😟😟
_
Yeeer Gogo you’re stubborn

Doctor:How are you?.??
Patient:I’m fine doctor…
Doctor: Next patient please!!

My relationship is doing well
and
I’m thinking of opening another BRANCH

People Love Attention
–
Aiiikhona
Why Take a Kia Picanto To The Car Wash
while
You Can Wash It With Dishes At Home?

Teacher: “Rich the composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brothers’. Did you copy his?”

Rich: “No madam, it’s the same dog

Rich’s wife was pregnant

Wife: “darling, guess what?☺

Rich: “what?”😶

Wife: “I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I’m pregnant with a set of twins”😊☺😊

Rich: “Really? Two babies??”😨

Wife: “so who’s the father of the second child??

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, *”They had eggs.”*

(I’m sure you’re going back to read this again as this is the root of most marriage problems!!)

Anonymous to Dr Phil; “I am 75, have 5 wifes and also have a blessee, and cant stop sleeping with my friends’s wifes and daughters. Should I marry them also ?”
Dr Phil : “Voetsek Zuma, I know its you !”