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inboxed her.

Beatiful girls will never talk about their inbox drama.They just ignore inboxes and go on with their gorgeous lives.
But the gorillas modimo the whole community facebook will know you inboxed her.

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Eyebrows

Bofebe is Not A Profession Ladies
Go To Shoprite And Drop Ur Cv They Take
Everyone, even those With Ugly Eyebrows

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right decision!

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him..
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
“He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall”
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee…
“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room.

The husband looks up from his coffee, “I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating.. Do you remember back then?”, he says…
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
“Yes, I do”, she replies.
The husband pauses. “The words were not coming easily.”
“Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?”
“Yes, I remember, says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.”
The husband continues.
“Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
“Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?””
“I remember that also”, she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…

“I would have been released today if only I made the right decision!”

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Wemen

Wemen are the most faithful creatures on earth,they don’t cheat,don’t lie
and they are trustworthy.
Remember i said “We Men and not Women

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Drive-thru ATMs

Bank is very pleased to announce that we are installing new Drive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cash without leaving their vehicle. (Other accounts can also utilize this facility) Male and Female procedures have been tailored to best reflect the behaviors of those particular groupings.

PROCEDURE FOR MALE CUSTOMERS:
1. Drive up to the ATM
2. Open the car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required and press “enter”
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Close window
7. Drive away

PROCEDURE FOR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:
1. Drive up to the ATM
2. Reverse back the required distance to align car with ATM
3. Re-start stalled engine
4. Open the car window
5. Find handbag, empty all contents onto the passenger seat and locate card
6. Turn radio down
7. Attempt to insert card into ATM
8. Open car door to allow easier access to ATM due to excessive distance between car and ATM
9. Insert card
10. Re-insert card the right way up
11. Ignore the sound of car horn from vehicle behind
12. Search contents of handbag (on passenger seat) to locate diary with PIN written on the inside back page under “Date of Birth”
13. Enter PIN
14. Press “cancel” and re-enter PIN
15. Enter amount of cash required and check make-up in rearview mirror
16. Drum fingertips on steering wheel for one minute, then look at ATM and press “enter”
17. Retrieve cash and receipt
18. Search contents of handbag (on passenger seat) to locate purse and place cash inside
19. Place receipt in back of cheque book
20. Re-check make-up
21. Drive forward two metres
22. Reverse back to ATM ignoring the sound of car horn from vehicle behind
23. Retrieve card
24. Search contents of handbag (on passenger seat) to locate card holder and place card in an empty slot
25. Drive two or three kilometres
26. Release hand brake

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“WANTED”

l went to police station to certify some copies, while I was there I saw a picture of Sylvester being posted on the notice board written “WANTED”
Me : officer, are you absolutely sure you want this man?
Cop: (in aghast) err of course. Yeah
Me : then why didn’t you arrest him when you took him that picture?
These cops are really stupid….

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