I hate friends who can’t handle alcohol😒😒

Last Weekend my friends dropped me twice
while carrying me back home while I was drunk

I remember One day I was driving a taxi,So 3 drunk guys came into my taxi,So I decided to test how drunk are they,I started the engine and turned it off and looked at those guys and said:Gentlemen we have arrived
1st drunk guy paid me
The 2nd Guy thanked me

The 3rd gave me a warmklap and I was shocked,So I asked and then why did u slap me ,The 3rd drunk guy said:Next time drive slowly u nearly killed us
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Admin my Right cheek is still sore

To my future kids I’ll only take care of your maths homework from grade 1-4, your mother will do from grade 5-12 i am a very busy man

My mom knocked my door. I didnt
answer, she entered
my room and found me asleep. She
walked closer,
caressed my hair and slapped my face
saying “your last seen on messenger was 1 minute ago.
Stand up and go buy bread!!