๐Ÿ‘ง: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.



I took a Taxi ๐Ÿš•this morning to town๐Ÿ™ although I knew very๐Ÿ˜ฅ well that i donโ€™t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Unfortunately there was a police ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธofficer inside the taxi ,he got out and ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธchased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also donโ€™t have money to pay the taxi driver๐Ÿš•๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

I was chased out of the hospital coz I told a covid 19 patient to stay positive


Ex: hey i miss you,
him: hi i canโ€™t talk now Iโ€™m at a funeral,
Ex: ooh Iโ€™m so sorry who passed away, ?
him: my fellings for you


Forex, Bitcoin, Binary traders please leave me alone
I beg you in Jesus name leave me alone๐Ÿ™


The pain of eating at other peopleโ€™s houses is
that you must laugh
even if their child take your meat ๐Ÿ–

Some girls are like pregnancy
you canโ€™t hide them ๐Ÿคฃ


Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think
your boyfriend wouldnโ€™t leave you


๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™€๏ธ:Babe
๐Ÿง”:Yes Babe
๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™€๏ธ: I am home alone ๐Ÿ˜‹
๐Ÿง”:Donโ€™t worry your ancestors are with you ๐Ÿ˜


Life is too short to spend on useless people
Baby girl just chill and make your cool money with no distractions.

๐Ÿง’: May I please pass with level 7 only

๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฟ: Bring the principal underwear ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’

I donโ€™t mind if I get hiv from China woman
because I know itโ€™s fake