I hate friends who can’t handle alcoholππ
Last Weekend my friends dropped me twice
while carrying me back home while I was drunk
I hate friends who can’t handle alcoholππ
Last Weekend my friends dropped me twice
while carrying me back home while I was drunk
I remember One day I was driving a taxi,So 3 drunk guys came into my taxi,So I decided to test how drunk are they,I started the engine and turned it off and looked at those guys and said:Gentlemen we have arrived
1st drunk guy paid me
The 2nd Guy thanked me
The 3rd gave me a warmklap and I was shocked,So I asked and then why did u slap me ,The 3rd drunk guy said:Next time drive slowly u nearly killed us
ππππππππ Admin my Right cheek is still sore
To my future kids I’ll only take care of your maths homework from grade 1-4, your mother will do from grade 5-12 i am a very busy man
My mom knocked my door. I didnt
answer, she entered
my room and found me asleep. She
walked closer,
caressed my hair and slapped my face
saying “your last seen on messenger was 1 minute ago.
Stand up and go buy bread!!
True love is when you die and your girlfriend
kills her self to make sure you don’t talk to other girls in heaven
When you give her R20 she tells her friends you gave her R2 000,
that’s what we call “real woman”
Taxi was full,so this female nurse wearing uniform didn’t hv a seat,other man offered her to sit on top of him,this guy wanted to start conversation,are you nurse? Asked the guy, yes hw did you know?your uniform!
Then the nurse asked the guy;are you mechanic, the guy was surprised, yes I am how did you know, your jerk is jerking me