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Windows Problems

Santa Wrote Bill Gates About PC & Windows Problems.

1 My Child Learned MS Word Now He Wants MS Sentence.

2 There Is Only Re-Cycle But No Re-Scooter, I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter.

3 I See MS Office But I Need MS Home, As I Use PC At Home.

4 Finally, I am Confused That Your Name Is Gates But You Are Selling Windows, Why?

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A Secret

6 Reasons Why Indians Can’t Be Terrorist.

We Are Always Late And We Will Miss The Flight To Be Hijacked.

With Free Food And Drinks On Plane, We Will Forget Why We Are There.

We Will Fight Over Each Other For A Photograph With The Hostages.

We Can Not Keep A Secret. We’ll Tell Everyone A Week Before Doing It.

We Always Talk Loud & Bring Attention To Ourselves.

We’ll Postpone The Mission Because Of A Cricket Match.

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Bad Memory”

Wife At Night: “Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?”

Husband: “98, Why?”

Wife: “Now Tell Me Why You Didn’t Wish Me For My Birthday Since Morning?”

Silence………..

Husband: “I Couldn’t Even Say I Have A Bad Memory”

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second child?

Rich’s wife was pregnant

Wife: “darling, guess what?☺

Rich: “what?”😶

Wife: “I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I’m pregnant with a set of twins”😊☺😊

Rich: “Really? Two babies??”😨

Wife: “so who’s the father of the second child??

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They had eggs

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, *”They had eggs.”*

(I’m sure you’re going back to read this again as this is the root of most marriage problems!!)

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