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borning begin?๐Ÿ˜ 

Rich having a convo with his crush๐Ÿ˜‰

Rich: Hiโ˜บ

Her: hi, how was u doing?๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Rich: Im fine…๐Ÿ˜€

Her: where did u born?๐Ÿ˜‘

Rich: where did i born? How?๐Ÿ˜จ

Her: Don’t be stupid๐Ÿ˜…where did u borned yourself?๐Ÿ˜ 

Rich: Come again๐Ÿ˜ฏ

Her: which come?๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

Rich: I mean repeat again๐Ÿ˜•

Her: I said where did your borning begin?๐Ÿ˜ 

Rich: Im confused๐Ÿ˜

Her: Jeez! OK! Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop u out u cry “Nywe Nywe Nywe”๐Ÿ˜ข…Place! Where your mom borneth u!๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 

Rich is still looking for a safe place where he can faint

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What wud u do?

Q.What wud u do?
,,,U r a man nd hv rented
a 3room house with ur wife.Ur lady friend
needs a place to stay & u decide to offer
her a room in ur house.Aftr a couple of
months u fall 4 her nd u start shagging
her!One day u lie to ur wife that u r going
out myb to a funeral so that u sleep at the
other room with ur lady friend!In the middle
of the nyt ur wife knoks and says ”chomi
can u pls give me a condom”,,,,?

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…EAT FIRST

Today l went to a restaurant, l saw there was a wifi service, so l asked for password, the waitress told me eat first ,so l place my order,After eating l asked again for password and again she told me eat first,feeling frustrate again l order black coffee,after drinking ,again l asked for password,They told me eat first..Then angry l asked the restaurant manager for the password..He replied eat first, before l was about to explode, l finally saw a sign showing wifi password…EAT FIRST

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Wisdom will kill me

When you are bored just think about a few things that don’t make sense …like ;
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1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
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2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
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5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
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7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”
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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
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Wisdom will kill me one of these days.

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Dinner was canceled!

Never force children to pray at dinner…
At young boy was ordered to lead in prayer…

Tebza:But I don’t know how to pray…
Father:Just pray for ur family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc
Tebza:Dear lord… Thank u for our visitors and there children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who always removes my sister’s cloths and wrestle with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send cloths to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry… And provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work… Amen!!!
…….. Dinner was canceled!

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