MY FIRST SEX EXPERIENCE WITH
AN ONLINE
GIRL.
I have tried to convince this girl on
facebook,
Whatsapp, BBM e.t.c
to visit me but she always tell me
that she is
busy,
her profile pictures was always
tempting her
curves,
her boobs name it everything make
sense,
i decided to take it to another level
at my own
expense. . .
Hope you know what i mean?
So at last i was able to decode her
to give me
her number,
i called her immediately to confirm
if it was
really her number.
We talked for a while and i
discovered that
she just lives a stone throw from
my place,
i said within me,
“aha”As an award winning
Womanizer,
convincing her was just like
counting A,B,C.
She promised me that she will visit
me next
week Thursday,
Thursday seemed too far but that
was just the
price to enter her ..
Thursday finally came,
i called her around 7:30 just to
confirm if she
was still coming.
She said in Affirmative,
i arranged my room immediately
bought 8
condoms(Guess it was too much)
around 10.am she knocked on my
door,
she dressed seductively and was
charming . . .
I chucked” Today na Today”
I laughed within me……………..
See how you make serious dey
read this long
story. . .
My dear,
i wish you can learn how to read
your bible
like dis….
I bet you God will like it and be
happy.

You Take Her To The Mall And Spend Like R10,000 On Her Food, Cosmetic, Hair And Some New Clothes, After That She Want To Go Straight To Her House Without Even Just A kiss, Besides She Even tells You That She Will Soon Tell You If She Loves You Or Not, You Drive Her On Your AMG That Costs 4 Liter Petrol Pair Kilo And As You Drop Her At Her House You Give Her Like R2500 For Airtime And Data, When You Get Home She Text You Please Don’t Call I’m With My Future Husband💔 After Two Month While as You Are Still Waiting For Her To Answer You, She text You I’m Pregnant And The Guy Is Denying The Pregnancy😭 Out Of Love You Decide To Marry Her With her Pregnancy Only To Finds Out That The Same Broke Guy Who Made Her Pregnant Is Still Hitting On Her Ryt Inside Your House When You Are Off To Work 😬

My Question Is What Would You Do ?

You Buy Her Some Expensive Shoes And
Then She Use Them To Walk To Her BF’s House

Dearth Raw💀

Is When You Tell Your Best Friend About How Nice Your Men Is In Bed And She Excidentaly Say “I Know Plus He Is Too Huge”

Look at your girlfriend and ask yourself.
Is this the best I can do???

On A First Date😉
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Rich: I work with beautiful cars everyday😎
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Girl: oh! How sweet☺..what is it that u do?😯
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Rich: I wash cars😎
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Girl: [Fainted]

Dear Ladies. 😟
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If your boyfriend doesn’t post you on social media, That means he is protecting someone’s else feelings. Trust Me Onale Side Chick
😭😭😭
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Finish and kraal. 😊
Can i get amen

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter…
people the opposite.

I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing..
But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror down!!

No matter how full my wardrobe is,
I never seem to find anything to wear.

He was a widower and she a widow.
They had met for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.
This 50th anniversary of their class, they had a wonderful evening, their spirits high.The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.
Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, “Yes…, yes I will!”
The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled.
Did she say “Yes” or did she say “No?”
He couldn’t remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank.
He remembered asking the question but for the life of him he could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.
First, he explained that he couldn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening.
As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her. “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say “Yes” or did you say “No?”
“Why you silly man, I said ‘Yes. Yes I will.’ And I meant it with all my heart.”
The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.
Then she continued, “And I am so glad you called, because I couldn’t remember who asked me!”

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I
tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard
time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night . whether you’re here or not.

Wife: You are smelling woman’s perfume, where did You get it?
Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?
Husband: Oo that one? I got it from Sandra whom I was congratulating for passing her exam.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Husband: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying) This is not fair coz when I use them, I don’t bring them home.
Husband: (Waking up angry). What did u say?
Wife: Leave me alone, I want to sleep!!!”

Boys 😀 🙂 🙂 🙂 😀
don’t You Wish :p
Don’t You Wish Years to Come You Can Go To Work !!!!! Come Back Home Tired Asf ! :p
park Your Car 😀
your Kids Come Running And Screaming “Papa” 😀
enter A Clean House :p Open A Kitchen Door And Smell Dinner :p
Enter A Clean House Find Wifey Wearing Something Sexy Af !!!!
Get A Kiss From Wifey Then “How Was your day Baby” 😀
And Later You Go With Wifey To Bed And Hit Things Up While The Kids Are Sleeping 😀 😀
Speaking Of Real Niggas Goals !!!!!!!!!!! Feel Me !!!!