Some Kid In A Taxi Today Askes Her Pregnant Mom

Kid : Mom whats in your stomach
Mom : A baby
Kid : Do you love her ?
Mom : yes
Kid : why did you eat it
Mom : fainted 🙆

But i Can’t laugh

Never Give Up On Your Dreams My Brother
Just Keep Sleeping

We Are Best Friends
Remember That When You Fall
I Will Pick You Up Just After I Finish Laughing.

I Swear This Is Just Not My Year

Around This Time Last Year I Already Made Three Girls Pregnant .

Getting married at the age of 22 is like
leaving the party at 20H00

yati every time am in town I look at people…
and think to myself…
This are all,grown up sperms…
that managed to win the swimming competition 🎃

You are only 15 but your relationship Status is
“complicated” what happened
My daughter Did he steal your crayons?

I remember way back I had no followers on Facebook, 2014, I would post my pic, wait for 2hrs & when no one comments, I will log in with my other account & comment under the pic ‘Nice pic bro’ your very handsome no wonder girls fight for you

Students from college : “Hi”
students From University : “Basically Hi though”

You will Laugh – enjoy reading 😉

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You’re so lazy You didn’t read all the You’s.

2. You didn’t notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no ‘Yoo’ and you’ve been tricked.

5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like ‘YOU’!😜😜

I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone

2. You are on Whatsapp

3. You just opened my msg.

4. You are now reading it

5. You are human

7. You can’t say the letter “P” without separating your lips

8. You just attempted to do it

9. You are laughing at yourself

10. You have smiles on your face

11. You skipped No.6

12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6

13. You are laughing at this because I caught you, again.

Hahaha is it true? 😃😜😄

If u smiled then forward
☁☁🌞 ☁ ☁
☁ ✈ ☁ 🚁 ☁ ☁ ☁

🏬🏨🏫🏢🏤🏥🏦🏪
🌲 / l🚍 🌳👭
🌳/ 🚘 l 🏃 🌴
🌴/ l 🚔 🌲
🌲/ 🚖 l 🌳

Now that you’ve smiled, don’t be stingy with the smiles, share them With friends!! Just for laughs
Stress busters!

The awkward moment when someone likes your picture
that you posted 8 months ago.

You’re in taxi and a person next to you has your bae as a wallpaper.
What would you do ?

Teacher :Peter what is 1-1 ?
Peter:It can’t
Teacher:why ?
Peter :Because it’s twins ….

Now think of this interesting observation. ….Morgan Tsvangirai was a womanizer who liked red as party colours died on Valentine’s day, a red day. Jacob Zuma, a womanizer, fell on Valentine’s day also. Is this mere coincidence?

Adam and Eve during their Valentines:
Eve: ‘Do u love me?’
Adam: “Ah, do i have a choice?”

How many times does the number “9” appear between 0 and 100?
I bet some people will get this wrong…
Whoever got it right i will like his/her comment