“visit my wall” and “add me close”

Which Other Strategy Of Bitchies Do You Know ?

No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You
A Toy Phone You Answer It.

Those Girls That Put Their Whole Stomach In Leggings;
Are You Kangaroos??

Having one Girlfriend is risky
What if she die ?

To every girl who rejected me…..
ii was gonna hurt uu anyway.

Dating a soldier mare its another problem..
Girl : Bae can i come over?
Guy : Negative madam….Maybe tomorrow i repeat maybe tomorrow…!!! Do you copy?
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You make her breakfast in bed &
she goes with it to the sitting room,
Some people just don’t get It

My sister consider yourself extremely ugly if
you walk pass construction workers and
they continue doing their job!!

Friend: I’m so over him!
Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda.
Friend: HE DRANK SODA…

God made every person different, He got tired!
when time he got to China…

If your dad doesn’t have a beard,
you’ve got two Mums.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

Not all man are fools,
some stay bachelors

Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits
but ultimately she is a MOTHER
and we should respect her.

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades
but doesn’t want to study

Wife was driving…..

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?”

Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?”

Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you are going.”

Wife- “Where I am going is none of their business*…!!!”

Husband – “Sorry…..”