You can’t be broke, jobless, single, homeless, ugly and uneducated at the same time… Please choose one struggle…
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My phone was stolen in class and I told them to return it back
before I do something that I have done in johannesburg…
Classmates:What did u do at johannesburg?.??
Tebza:I bought a new phone!!!
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A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, havent you ever seen a naked woman?” The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.”
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Do u ever just stare at an incoming call as your phone rings, waiting for it to hang up so u can continue using your phone?😂
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You are evil
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Hi i would like to let u know that next week Monday is my last day here in SA😐
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I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering, I will be away for 4 Years. May God Be with You all. I will miss You all😢
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Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as i received it. I don’t even know who’s travelling
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You’re short woman and you’re dating a short man
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Tell me who’s gonna change the light bulb when its get burned?
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If u think your life is tough😐
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Just know that somewhere someone is trying to read a Doctor’s prescription
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When u try to cheer yourself up by singing when you’re sad😣
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Only to find out that your voice is worse than your problems💪👏
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Never compare Google Quotes To Your Relationship✋
You will remain single💪
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You pause FIFA and reply to her texts
and
she still cheats
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So I heard that Nasty C refused to act in
Muvhango because Gizara called him Vho
Nice Tea C
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The guy who taught men that putting one’s tongue
in a woman’s ear is romantic
must be found and put to jail for life.
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Two men once urgured yet they were saying the same thing but differently.
First man said a rat came out from a corner and dashed into a hole.
Second man said, ooh yes that rat dashed into a hole coming from a corner.
First man was angry with 2nd man thinking he was in disagreement with what he, 1st man had said.
The two men exchanged blows and 1st man ended up in hospital after suffering a fractured Joe.
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Census Officer: Mrs, how many children are you?
Mrs: 14 please.
Census: a lot! Don’t you use pills, condoms, withdrawal or rhythm?
Mrs: No, it’s just my husband! 😀😁😂 hahaha!
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A sinking ship..
Captain: we have to cut off
Three
Passenger for the safety of many.
Japanese: Farewell Japan. (simultaneously falls on
Sea)
Spanish: Viva.. Spain! (also jumped on
Sea)
But of course, it won’t be papatalo
Filipino.
Filipino: (shouted) live the Philippines!
(first push in the neighboring Indian)..
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Boy: hi miss, are you water?
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Girl: I am a person, are you stupid? Isn’t it obvious? Will you talk to me if i am water? That’s why you don’t have it.
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Boy: is it like that? What do you just say matches for another matches?
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Girl: I already know that. Says matches in another matches “match us”.
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Boy: Idiot! He has nothing to say. It’s matches. Do you know any posporong speaking? That’s why no one is courting you.
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