How Many Slices Of Bread Do You Eat?

Me ; 8

When working in a spaza gets into your head too much😐
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When someone asks u your age your answer will be like “R18” bro

I have decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because
all it was doing was gathering dust.

When I was 16 my mother wanted to get rid of me because
I was a problem child…
She sent me to buy weed and then she called the police

Ehh mare some people….
Tebza enters a Taxi 🚕…

Driver:Where are uu going sir???
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Tebza:Keya back sit

Trevor : “do you know how to make someone really curious?”
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Ronnie : “no why?”
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Trevor : “i will tell you tomorrow”

Teacher: I returned from work, opened my door and saw R50 billion💵 on my bed. Assuming u were in my shoes what wouldu do?😐
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Rich: I will bite your toes until u faint😑. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money💵
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Teacher: Fool! You can’t be literally in my shoes🙅… That’s a figure of speech😉
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Rich: You can’t literally open the door and see R50 billion on the bed✋ In this country’s economy😂… who will keep it there?😆😆…That’s a figure of impossible speech

Ringo: You were so drunk last night😂
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Rich: No i wasn’t✋
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Ringo: You called a taxi to take u home😆
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Rich: yes so i will not be involved in a car accident right?😕
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Ringo: 😂😂😂 the party was at your house u idiot

In a Shop
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Ronnie : “sir can i have that thing over there?”
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Cashier : “Cupcake?”
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Ronnie : “ok Cupcake can i have that thing over there please…

I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore✋
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Fridge u are coming in my room now

Convo between Tebza and Lebo

Tebza:Bbe, let me hold ur hand.

Lebo:No thanks, my hand isn’t heavy

Ronnie : “daddy can i go to 50cent’s concert?”
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Dad : “sure my son…here is R1 take your sister as well.

Boss:Do u believe that there’s life after death?
Tebza:Hell No, there’s no such thing, besides there’s no proof of that.
Boss:Well there’s life after death, u left office early yesterday to go to ur cousin’s funeral, he came here looking for u
Tebza:Eish yah neh!!

Tebza:No words can describe ur beauty
Lebo:Ncooooo Thank u
Tebza:But numbers can hae (2/10) shame

Lesego:(crying)
Teacher:Why are u crying?
Lesego:Tebogo said I’m ugly
Teacher:Tebogo why did u tell Lesego the truth mara….? Mxm

Guys I want to commit suicide, help what should I use??
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Don’t tell me about using a rope, Ehhh it’s too dangerous “I might die”