Maria: can, I don’t want to boknoy.
Nene: Oh, why will it be?
Mary: because every time nagses * x we always want a dog style.
Nene: Oh? That’s okay. It’s okay. What’s wrong with that?
Mary: it’s okay. But not on the street.

A marriage apply to the court to magpaannul.

Judge: what is the reason for you to magpaannul?

Girl: (spoke while bent down) your honor, he only likes me.

Judge: what do you have?

Girl: (still bent down) every time we love making a towel cover my face.

Judge: you mister why did you do that?

Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.

Wife: (got angry and ihinarap the face to judge) see that person is really rude.

Judge: (while looking at my wife. ) annulment petition granted. You’re a man, why are you now going to annulment? Your patience.

That Ugly Selfie You Deleted,
That Was Real You!!!

Two immigrants from Africa went to America and they were told that in America they eat dogs.
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So they went to a restaurant and order a “hot dog”. They opened it and
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The other guy asked the other “hey which part did you get?”
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The other one replied “eyii you won’t believe it, i got the penis of the dog”

If the person I want does not want me,
this means the one who want me won’t get me…

Eish someone roasted me in the group chat last night…
He said”The way u are so ugly ur parents dropped u at school
and they got arrested for land pollution “

Ronnie went to a girl and hugged her without any warning.
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Girl : “hey what was that?”
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Ronnie : “Direct Marketing”
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The girl then slaps Ronnie
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Ronnie : “hey what was that for?”
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Girl : “Customer feedback”

Eggs are so expensive these days Ayee…
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Month end I’m buying a pregnant chicken…

Tebza was interviewed after saving a very fat woman
from been beaten by a street kid.

Interviewer:Dude what inspired u to help out the woman??
Tebza:I saw posters all around town written “Save Our Rhinos “

Lebo:Bbe, I’m going to cook ur favorite tonight
Tebza:Ehhh since when u know how to cook beer?

Tebza:Babe, I want us to have three some…
Lebo:OK skadow, I’ll ask Lesego to show up, plus he is very good
Tebza:WTF(fainted)

Judge : “why did you steal the car?”
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Ronnie : “I had to get to work”
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Judge : “why didn’t you use the bus?”
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Ronnie : “I don’t have driver’s license for the bus”

Tebza was lying on his couch with his eyes closed… His brother in law went up to him and asked…
Pule:Are u sleeping??
Tebza:Why do u ask??
Pule:I was wondering if u could lend me three hundred rand.
Tebza:Well, let’s return to ur first question, I’m asleep. The answer is yes I have the money, so leave me alone!