VHA – VENDA
– They are Educated
– Ugly on serious note
– They respect
– They aggressive
– They hate water
– Hate colgate and toothbrush
– They don’t know roll on
But i can’t laugh you know

Imagine if the government says, everybodyshould register their boyfriend/girlfriend,or wife/ husband before 14th Feb 2018 and you’re try to register yours and the system be like:
“sorry the person you are registering has already been registered!,”
What will you do?

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”.
Father: “Oh hoo, I wish you hadn’t said that.
I have to tell you something son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even
hotter!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
Father: “Oh ho, I wish you hadn’t said that.
Angela is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son was so
mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with
six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want.
Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
Son Fainted…

If a doctor marries a nurse,do they
give birth to a patient?

You’re too young for me
if you haven’t put a stone underneath your tongue
hoping that you won’t be beaten for getting home late. ..

Yesterday in a cramped bus..
Lady: Something of yours is touching me.
TC: Oh! That… that’s just my salary in my pocket.
Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?

Wife : Love , Our Son Just Called Me A Bitch
Because I Didn’t Give Him Money
Husband : Where Is That Son Of A Bitch?

A Chinese Kid Was Born Before The Due Date,
His Parents Named Him “Sudden Lee”.

Your Boyfriend Is With You Because
He Couldn’t Get The Girl He Wanted!!!

Girlfriend : “I wish i was a Newspaper so i could be in your hands everyday”
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Ronnie : “ok me too i wish you were a Newspaper so i could have a new one everyday”
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I hate it when people see me at a shop but still ask me what am i doing.
Then i would simply say “well i’m hunting wild animals”

There are 3 kinds of people :
Those who make things happen.
Those who watch things happen.
Those who wonder what the hell happened.

Richman and a Teacher in Class.
Teacher : Where’s your Book?
Richman : At Home.😐
Teacher : Well, What is it doing there?
Richman : Having more fun than me