I Swear If Some Parents Could See
What Their Daughters Are Doing To Us
In Our Bedrooms They’ll Die Via Heart Attack true

Dear ladies.
Guys deserve Valentine’s gifts too.

She wrote “slender by nature”
Are you sure my sister that it is nature not hunger?

Girlfriend : “I want to end our relationship now,
i’m going to return everything u gave me”
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Ronnie : “serious??, ok then let’s start with the kisses i gave u”

Ghost 1: Hi

Ghost 2: Hey

Ghost 1: How did you die?

Ghost 2: I was mistakenly locked up in the frigerator. At first, I was chilling, then, it started freezing, and then, i couldn’t breathe again… I died of suffocation.

Ghost 1: Wow…. what a sad way to die.

Ghost 2: Yeah. How did u die?

Ghost 1: I died of heart attack.

Ghost 2: What happened?

Ghost 1: My wife cheated on me. I came back home and saw a man’s pair of shoes, then, I rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. She was naked. I knew there was a man in the house cos my neighbour told me. and the man was still in the house as my wife was undressed and scared. so, I started running and searching the whole house. I searched in the kid’s room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dinning, I couldn’t find him and I was very tired of running, so I got a heart attack.

Ghost 2: IDIOT!!!! If you had checked the refrigerator we would have been both alive by now!!!