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Instead of “Who is your daddy” i accidentally asked “How is your daddy”. We ended up putting our clothes back Continue Reading..

Hi guys….mara hav u notice gore ma 1970s, 1980s and 1990s looks younger than Ma 2000..is something dat i jst Continue Reading..

Waiter: What’s your order sir? Me: 1 kadhai paneer and 3 butter naan. Waiter: and what do you like in Continue Reading..

I’ve called the police using my Hurricane cellphone then boom!! There’s an ambulance in front of my gate. I wonder Continue Reading..

Two years ago I asked my friend to get me my crush’s number because I was too shy to ask Continue Reading..

HER: kenny i wish to Meat you 1day.. ME : white meat or red meat.?

When a girl doesn’t like you, Guy : can I see you next week Friday? Girl : no, I will Continue Reading..