When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the

We as blacks don’t leave a voicemail message if we don’t find you… We leave 100 missed calls.

Nobody have the lowest voice than a guy who is asking a girl for her phone number in a taxi/his..😉👌 Continue Reading..

You can’t be born in February and be normal, because the month itself is not complete

I don’t mind getting HIV from a Chinese because I know its fake

If you don’t understand that there’ll always be a hotter girl than your girl, you’ll chase🏃 girls for the rest Continue Reading..

Don’t Be Ashamed if You Fart While Urinating, There is no Rain Without Thunder

I was watching a Chinese movie, suddenly the actor started to cough. I turned off TV, lets be careful 😏