I can not marriage a girl who is not education.
Its unpossible
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WEED is Dangerous
I can’t believe i finished 1L of Vinegar thinking it’s Wine🍷….
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For those asking me hore how is 2019 pls stop,
am also new here only 4 days
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The Poor can never get broke,
the word will always be ‘mean,
am broke right now but
am soon getting a Bugatti’-;)
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Being dump or ignore by a broke stingy guy
Is like being discharge from hospital
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The following sentence will make you learn Chinese fast.
“Shoes shall shine soon.”
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i love it when someone begs me to go somewhere, awww😍 but nah im not coming
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A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God responded, ”
So you would love her.”
The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”
God replied, “So she would love you.
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Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Ummmm…… Dare
Me: Fall in love with me, please? ;_;
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Nice thing about being black is that we can bury a person
we dont knw just to eat free food
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I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore✋
–
Fridge u are coming in my room now
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Who’s gonna switch off the Facebook lights tonight ?
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If you want to bleach, bleach with sense, don’t come and be looking like traffic light.
Yellow face, Green veins and Red neck
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Tall girls are hot cause they’re closer to the sun
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Do you know when you sleep till 2pm
you save money you would have used for breakfast?
Think about it.
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MAN: Marry me?
.
WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
.
MAN: No!
.
WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?
.
MAN: No!
.
WOMAN: How much is your salary?
.
MAN: No salary, but I….!
.
WOMAN: But What?? You have nothing. How
can I marry you? Leave please before I open
eyes for you!
.
MAN: But I have one estate ,
3 landed properties in GRA *, Ferraris
,, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagon
.
*Why do I still need to buy Camry .*
How can I be paid salary when actually
I’m the BOSS…
.
WOMAN: that’s why I told you to leave, cause
am coming to your house myself to propose
to you….
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