[A dog barks next door and it was
disturbing Rainbow and his wife to sleep]
.
Wife: Hunny the dog barking next door is
really noisy.
.
Rainbow: Mmmh leave it to me i will teach our
neighbours a lesson… (Rainbow goes to take the
dog and tie it in his yard then he goes to
bed)
.
Wife: Sweety what have you done to it, its
making a louder noise now.
.
Rainbow: I took it its in our yard now.
.
Wife: What for??!!
.
Rainbow: Relax I want them to experience the
pain of being disturbed by your next door’s
dog.

How Much 5Litre Of 4 Cousins Will Cost
If I Bring My Own Cousins???

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front
of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she whispers as she steps into the room, “Why
are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up from his coffee,”I am just remembering when we
first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember
back then?” he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
sensitive.
“Yes, I do.” she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?”
“Yes, I remember!” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues,“Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said,’Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jailfor 20 years?”
“I remember that too.” she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says,”I would have been released today.”

Two Wealthy Men were debating about whether having sex is
hard work or pleasure, and they couldn’t come up with one answer.
One of them decided to call the Garden boy and asked him the question,
“Is sex pleasure or hard work?”
After thinking deeply about this, the Garden boy replied “Sex is pleasure, Boss”
One of the Rich guys asked the Garden boy why he said so.
Garden boy responded, “because, boss, if sex was hard work you would have asked me to do it for you!”

I Just Want A Girl Who’s Gonna Call Me Daddy
In front Of her dad
Is that too much to ask?

Ladies Please can you please be honest with me..👌
•°•
Can Your parents buy you R3500 Brazilian Hair..??

I thought makeup was to make girls look
beautiful Bt
most of dem use it as disguise to hide frm
pple dey
owe money.

A Girl on Facebook posted: “My ex dumped me & 2weeks later he got engaged” Someone commented: “Atleast you made it to the semi-finals”..!

Once you tell south Africa lady
Tht u love her
You already owe her money