Who gossips the most. . ?
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1.Teachers at staffroom.📄
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2.Amajita at the tarven🍻
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3.Workers at the salon💅
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4.Mechanics under a car🔧
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5.Two unemployed friends..
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6.Two Females Neighbours who are Unemployed👩
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7.Three closed Church Members
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8.Group of Boys always standing next to the Somalian Tuck shop👦👥
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9.stokvel women👰👒
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.10.street vendors💰

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

If u are taking your girlfriend out and she carry her friends along just take them straight to church and register all of them for deliverance. They are witches!

Single Guys Are The Happiest People On Earth 💯% And We Live Longer 🔥♥ .. Let’s Stay That Way Gents 🙏☺ , STAY THAT WAY!

Guys There are people who are
selling fake airtime so before you recharge
just send me the voucher i got a machine
which tells whether the airtime is fake or
not

Women are like clothing shops.
You may like everything in Truworths
but the Question is can you afford it??

i Would Rather Drink A Poison Than To Go To The Toilet
Without My Phone

Due to VAT increase Maths has also increased,
1+1 is no longer equal to 2.
1+1=3

Please don’t inbox me with the intention of dating me,
You deserve better.

Old people will act as if they know everything
until its time to Load Airtime

Welcome to South Africa were the father is called Baby
and the baby is called Papa

Fat girls stop inboxing me…..
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I am not selling herbex

Tσ∂αү ι αsкε∂ мү ωιғε тσ gιvε мε я390 тσ вυү α cσυρℓε σғ вεεяs…

тяυℓү sρεαкιηg ι’м тнαт σηε gυү ωнσ нαтεs вαтнιηg sσ мү ωιғε sαι∂ sнε’ℓℓ gιvε тнε мσηεү ση σηε cση∂ιтισηsнε

She sαι∂ “gσ вαтн” ι нαvε αℓяεα∂ү ρυт sσмε ωαям ωαтεя ιη тнε вαтн ” ι ωεηт ιη тнεяε αη∂ αρρℓιε∂ sσмε vαsεℓιηε ση мү вσ∂ү αη∂ тнεη ∂σ мү σωη sтυғғ’s.

αғтεя ғεω мιηυтεs ℓαтεя , ι яυsнε∂ συт ωнεяε sнε ωαs sιттιηg ωιтн кι∂’s αη∂ sαү ” ι’м ∂σηε вαтнιηg, ωнεяε’s мү мσηεү ?”тнεү αℓℓ ℓσσкε∂ αт мε αη∂ sтαятε∂ ℓαυgнιηg🤣

ι ωαs vεяү sυяρяιsε∂ αη∂ gεттιηg αηgяү αт тнε saмε тιмε тнεη σηε σғ мү кι∂’s sαι∂ ” үσυ cℓεαяℓү ∂ι∂η’т вαтн ∂α∂, вεcαυsε тнε мσηεү ιs яιgнт υη∂εя тнε sσαρ “

If you ask her “How are you?”& she says “I’m not okay”
don’t ask her why? It’s a trap Just say:
“May God be with you” & drop your phone..!