My fiancee and I love each other very well.
We plan to get married soon.
One day she visited, we had a little
misunderstanding.
For me to teach her a small lesson, i concluded that
i wont call her on phone for 4days. 3 days passed, i didn’t call her and she didn’t care to
call me nor text.
I became worried and was meditating
“Does it mean she doesn’t want me again? She no
longer miss me. Not even a text. No this unlike her.
I can’t afford to loos her, I think i should better stop all this nonsense and call her before it becomes too
late”
As i was still medicating, my phone ranged and
behold it was her calling.
I became relieved with so much joy in my hearth.
In order not to make it look as if i had been waiting for her to call first, i ignored the call.
5min later, she called again and i ignored it.
She called 10 consecutive times but i ignored all.
she then sent me a text “Baby am sorry, please
forgive me. I love u”.
My head got swollen after reading the text. But still no reply from me.
She sent another text and Series of them
throughout the day and at night but i ignored all.
I was just waiting for tomorrow which will make it
4days before i will give her a reply.
Tomorrow came, and i was about calling her before i received another text from her.
“Hi baby, I have called you more than 30times with
about 15 text messages but you ignored all. I will
call you for the last time now. And if you don’t
answer, then its OVER between us. And please don’t
boarder to call me later because i will NEVER EVER accept you again.”
As soon as i finished reading the text, her call came
in.
I hurriedly press the answer button but the phone
kept on ringing.
I pressed again, no way That’s when it was done on me that my phone was
hanging
I pressed and pressed and pressed but no response.
Out of frustration, i hit the phone on the floor.
Guess the name of the phone i was using

m I alone who feels guilty when a guy
send me a friend request while
I’m a guy too I even start zooming my pic
n see if I’m not a gay

If you haven’t made peace with the fact that there’s 95% chances you’re going to be a stepdad or stepmom…👌
~•~•~
You’re childish…!

If children of israel were like girls of today
while crossing the red sea, they would have
spent the whole day in the middle of the sea
taking pictures and uploading on facebook, twitter, Instagram and all types of social networks with posts/status like:
1. Chilling with Moses
2. Miracle things on point .
3. Me and Moses before crossing the sea.
4. Can’t wait to see the promised land
5. Pharaoh dololo can’t catch us.
6. Eee what a Fish 😍
7. Finally we have won the battle
8. Tholukuthi Moze is our chief 😜😜😜
9. Moses the coolest nigger

Guys .. Please Never Get into An Argument With Someone
Who Types Faster Than You✋😥 .. PLEASE! 🙏

Some idiot found my Bank card in Public when I was paying for my groceries literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! And he tried to keep it!! I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back because I saw him pick it up! But this idiot denied having it!! 😡😡😡 This is where it gets interesting 🙄.
A bigger idiot kept tapping the… See More

I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money 😭😭 anyway happy mothers day 🏃🏃 I love you dad

I hate Tupperware !I don’t understand how can one
SKHAFTINA🍱 have so much power over our moms

Boknoy caught boknoy sleeping in the middle of his class.
Teacher: Boknoy! (shout)
Boknoy: (awakened) ah yes, ma’am?
Teacher: why are you sleeping?
Boknoy: Ah, eh. Because Ma’am.
Teacher: because what?
Boknoy: your voice is very delicious, ma’am. You are like an angel to go down to heaven to sing us. That’s why I fell asleep.
Teacher: so why others don’t sleep?
Boknoy: because they are not listening to you, ma’am.

The Reason why i don’t watch Nigerian Movies no more Was When A Lady Poured Poison Into A Pot Then Tasted It To See If It Was Enough

8ta daar, My name is Desmond Dube.. most of you know me as a clientele ambassador and an actor but in my private life, I’m a father and a husband.. It brakes my heart to know that many families don’t have funeral covers.. If you can afford a takeaway then u can afford a funeral cover so join clientele now.. SMS “Join” to 38338 Clientele Life.. it’s your final gift of love..

I will never lie again.
Today I was coming back from church, in
the kombi
there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the
bus were
staring at her. Some of them passed their
destinations
without knowing. As for me, I was very
proud of myself because I sat next to her. I
did all the signs I could to make her feel my
presence
but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I
took my
phone and dialed a fake number as guys
always
do to attract girls’ attention.
Me: Hello Sam, I’m calling to tell you that I
can’t make it today because I’ve just
received a call from our CEO asking me to
replace him at
a meeting bcz he is not yet back in tge
country. Pls tell my brother to use my Range
Rover 2017 to pick my mum from her
dentist’. I will be home late. Thanks Sam. I
will Sam. Once again, Thanks.
All this while, the girl
was looking at me. I said in my heart that
she would fall for me if I spoke to her now ..
Me: Hi baby, y r u looking at me like that? R u
surprised?
Girl: Pls pick up your phone battery. It fell
when u
were taking your phone out of your
pocket…..
I couldn’t raise my head till I got off the
kombi Happy new month.

There’s someone out there who thinks
your Ex is normal and loyal just imagine

POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
.
.
COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
.
.
POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
.
.
COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
.
.
POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄