You wait for Her more than 3 hours
.
Then She come out wearing A Legging and Vodacom T-shirt
.
Ladies😑

Being single for a long time can make you forget
how to spell releshensheep

Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.

A woman awakes during the night to find
that her husband was not in their
bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes
downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table
with a hot cup of coffee in front
of him. He appears to be in deep thought,
just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye
and takes a sip of his coffee.
‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she whispers as
she steps into the room, “Why
are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up from his coffee,”I am
just remembering when we
first met 20 years ago and started dating.
You were only 16. Do you remember
back then?” he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that
her husband is so caring, so
sensitive.
“Yes, I do.” she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not
coming easily.
“Do you remember when your father caught
us in the back seat of my car?”
“Yes, I remember!” said the wife, lowering
herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues,“Do you remember
when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said,’Either you marry my daughter,
or I will send you to jailfor 20 years?”
“I remember that too.” she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and
says,”I would have been released today.”

My crush visited me to my house for the
first time , just when she saw my soap she
started crying, I asked her what’s
wrong then she replied “Your soap
reminds me of my Lost MTN sim card”

Top 10 Female rejection lines.
.
.
1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.😅

2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.😁

3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: I don’t want to be seen in
public with a dork like you.😋

4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I’m busy seeing other guys.
Who are you again?🤗

5. I’ve got a boyfriend.
Translation: I’d rather be with my male cat
and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.😊

6. I don’t date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were
in the same solar system, much less the
same building.😊

7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: It’s you.😂

8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.🤗

9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I’ve sworn off men like you.😊

10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I
can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I
meet and go out with. I appreciate the male
perspective.😊
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Top 10 Male rejection lines.
.
.
1. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: You’re ugly.😅

4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

5. I’ve got a girlfriend.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

6. I don’t date women where I work.
Translation: You’re ugly.😅

7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: You’re ugly.😁

9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: You’re totally ugly.😅

Not everyone is in a Relationship for Love
Some of you are dating just because your friends are also dating..!

Have you ever typed a message and thought
“no this English is too strong for this person”
and had to simplify it

Over 13 years of studying & it’s only today I got to know that the word “NEWSPAPER” was short form of North, East, West, South, Past And Present Events Report 😒😏
.
I WANT MY SCHOOL FEES

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.

Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings,
“I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

I dont make enough money to go on vacation,
so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until
I dont know where I am.

Before varsity: God
After varsity: Sky President

I’m not against makeup but a gold nose