God made everything that has life,
rest everything is made in China 😎
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the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games
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Us ugly guys we don’t cheat cause we know the struggle of finding a new girlfriend. Only this biltongs with 6packs cheat
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To make someone happy, give them three things:
Attention, Affection and Appreciation. But Don’t unlock the doors to your heart for someone who won’t even unlock their cell phone for you.🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂😆😆😆
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I have been sleeping for 2days now.
Because my wife said if i wake up i
Most tell her who was Josephine.
Guys, please help me out of this.
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If my bae have friends then I won’t buy her clothes or wigs cause her friends will be coming to borrow them and some won’t return them back
Sorry I can’t 😓
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Some girls will tell a guy ” its over between us : and when the guy says ok, the girl will be like just that ? I wonder what she was expecting
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Have you ever read a comment that made you click the person’s profile to see if they look just as stupid as they sound !?
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Dating a broke guy is very stresfull
Every 5minutes he will be like… “Babe promise u will never leave me”🙆
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Imagine attending your friend’s funeral then you receive a text saying “Thanks for coming friend, i love you so much”
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Honestly talking. Immortal technique is better than Eminem
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The pain of coming back from Shoprite with plastics,and none of your Neighbours are outside to witness the Event
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There’s not having anger issues like peanut butter,
First it will tore ur bread apart and then choke you.
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Jamaicans people when them dah oversees
if you call them don’t answer
because them think you a beg them money
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Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced that a very dangerous snake had just been discovered. Scientists claim that the snake is an enhanced specie of the reptile family. According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5 cm in length every time it feeds and it feeds every 30 seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by weapon it dies only when it bites itself. Surprising huh? Scientists claim that’s the only way it can be killed but researches are still ongoing to discover new ways this snake can be killed. This is the most poisonous and deadliest snake ever recorded in the history of man. This snake can only be found in Nokia 3310 mobile phone under game option, Snake Xenzia Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this through
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Once The Conversation Moves From Messenger to WhatsApp…
Forget chatting, you’re just going to look at each other’s statuses..!
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