Anyone selling a second hand relationship? Even if it has problems, I will fix it.💁‍♀️😏

If You Come To See Me And They Tell You I’m Not Around But You Still Arguing, I Will Come Out Myself And Tell You Am Not Around

Sometimes you have to surprise the cashier by pushing the trolley,🛒🚶 only to buy airtime.

Short girls are energetic, you should see them when they’re angry.
They are like toys with new batteries..!

Stop telling people that you are in a serious relationship, as if it is really that serious you could have been married💍 by now..!

Imagine you dating a Guy who can’t make you smile🙄. Ask yourself something my sister, are you dating an exam paper? 🤔

When a girl says “tell me more about yourself?”, she’s asking if u are working or driving, not this nonsense of “I’m a caring and loving guy”.

Not every friend request is a friend request…
some are surveillance cameras

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But Unless
He Wears A Diaper You Can’t Change Him

My EX is getting married tomorrow to the guy
she told me not to worry about.

When a slayqueen stops posting on Facebook, it means she is pregnant… And when she starts with “I am back…who missed me?” It means the ABORTION was successful.. Brothers, after God fear women.. 😜😜😜😜

I’ll be handsome next year 🚶🏽
This year I’m just not in the mood

I’m thinking of deleting my Facebook account 😭😭😭😭
my only problem is that I’m going to miss my Whatsapp friends

THIS IS NOT A SCAM
If u are 21 and older and want to earn 3000 up to 15000 a month,
start looking for a job

Some people take this breakup thing too serious🤔
Imagne starving yurself too death because of a breakupp😖😏
Me i rather cry😭with food in my mouth😂

I prayed hard last night and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life.. And guess what?? I can’t find my Timberland boots 😭😭😭😭