Imagine when you are about to give an offering in church with your last money and she texts you “buy con**** I’m on my way”. I swear the devil will win this battle with most guys.

They should have just let me study medicine with my level 2 maths. I was just gonna focus on small diseases like flu and headache

When a man says he will marry you, then he will. There is no need of reminding him every 10 years 🤭

When a Boyfriend goes to University there is still hope,But when a Girlfriend goes !! My Brother its Over

I Wear What my Mom Can Afford
Adidos ,Mike ,Pamu ,Bucci ,
Esselle , Redbird etc

When Superman flies you call him a hero but when our grannies fly you call them witches 🧙🏽‍♀️.. Is it because they are ugly?

Am i the only one who goes house 🏡 to house 🏡 and introduce my girlfriend after getting in a new relationship???

Usualy i mind my own business but
when i see someone beefing on facebook
i read all 884 coments

“Its over between us”
These words will make u look for your shoes👟in the fridge😂😂😂

Broke Men
Let’s share our best lines I’ll start..
Eish babe you should have told me yesterday now i used all the cash

During an Interview..
Interviewer : Your CV says that you went to University of Cape Town.
Mbali : Yes i went to visit my Boyfriend.

I’ll never forget the day I took my side chick to a KFC & met my main chick with another guy. Girls are just too unfaithful

Ex: I still love you
Me: gteqipsderjnkdfr
Ex: Wtf?🤨
Me: Sorry! I sneezed and hit the keyboard. I’m allergic to bullshit

Imagine dating a guy who walks around carrying a Bluetooth speaker
making noise

I took a taxi from bus rank yesterday although I knew very well that I did not have money to pay.😖When we stopped at a robot,😶
I quickly got out of the taxi and I fled away🏃‍♂️.
Unfortunately there was also a Police Officer in the taxi.
He got out too and chased me 🏃🏿👮🏼.
In my zigzag run I only managed to get for some distance😞😫.
The cop was catching up😨…He took out his gun and shouted “Freeze😠”! I stopped running😦 and raised my hands to surrender😞.
The cop pointed his gun at me andSays”Bro🤨.. ,just keep on running🏃‍♂️ so that I keep chasing you🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️… I also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver

Stop it I liiike it

Ngrrrrrrrr ngrrrrrrr
Him::: Hello bbes
Her:::::hi Sam..I called to tell you that j can’t do this anymore..it’s getting hard by the day
Him::::can’t do what exactly?
Her:::I mean ,you don’t even have a car ..how will we go out ?
Him:::: hey hey hey ..hold up!…do YOU have a car ?
Her::no I don’t,But you’re a man and you’re the one who’s supposed to make a plan and have a car
Him:::ohhh I see ..so all the women that have cars,,are men ..is that what you’re telling me?
Her:::nooo no no
Him:::ohk ..does your father have a car ?
Her::::be he doesn’t Sam,, but that’s besides the point 🤷‍♀️
Him::::point my foot,,,you have 5 brothers ,do they have cars ?
Her:::no bbe they don’t but…
Him:::But what huh?

Don’t come up with stories..find R10 and come see me tomorrow 9am ..I’ll be home

Her::::ok bbe I’m sorry ..see you tomorrow

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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