If girls can cheat on soldiers, people carrying AK47’s and grenates
What about u thabo with yure laptop bagg
Txt😒😏

Instead of dating him because he pays rent, have u considered dating the landlord directly😂😂

Dont say money changed them,
u didnt text them when they were broke REMBER

If u see guards guarding any goverment building during working hours,
tell them the thieves are already inside

U know that pain of deleting all yure nice conversations and pictures because u are dating a detective

When she’s busy explaining how her last boyfriend played her i just act surprise😱as if am not gona do the same

I don’t go for looks Mara lwena don’t look
like you have a criminal record

I thought makeup was to make girls look
beautiful Bt
most of dem use it as disguise to hide frm
pple dey
owe money.

When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “

In South Africa once the pee is not Yellow we don’t flush
.
Water 💦 is scarce

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely,
guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Should I increase the volume

Americans: On your marks,
get ready,set.. go..
.
South Africa: Onyormass,
set ready, set.. gooooo

When are banks going to have special like
“withdraw R1500 and get R500 free

My girlfriend said “She wants Breakfast in bed”😘
Today I almost broke my back ,Carrying💪 The Stove to my Room