If your boyfriend is comfortable with you having a male bestie,
then he is not serious about you..!
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Nywe Nywe, he’s not my type 😏😒 Are you looking for a blood donor?
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Toilet papers: R40
Newspaper: R4.50
Stone: R0
💁💁
I’m not saying anything
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Sometimes you have to call Bae and say “don’t cook tonight we are having KFC”🍜🍚🍛. Then switch off your phone and come back the next day.
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Relationship stress 💔😏 Mara, Today I scratched someone’s head in the taxi, thinking it was mine.
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You know what sis?
Men are also tired of dating broke, uneducated, demanding, poor and lazy women.
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When you are broke, you’ll discover that 98% of your contacts are useless.
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the worst thing about being in a relationship is that you have to bath even on weekends*
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Heartbreak 💔 is wen you see your boyfriend who promised to buy you an iphone8
Dancing at a Roadshow to win a Tshirt
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I have been laughing since morning when a beautiful lady
stopped me at the corner of JMN Nkomo and 9th Ave and told me that she
is looking for
GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked her Google Playstore how?
She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her
neighbour told her to go to Google Playstore and download a
new one.
Anyway as a good Samaritan I told her that Google Playstore is no
longer in Bulawayo, but they have relocated to Victoria Falls
I then put her in a bus going to Victoria Falls
😁😁😁😂😂😂.
Hope I’ve not done bad?
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Hi guys, I would like to let you know that next Monday is my last day here in Zim, I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering. I will be away for three years. May God be with
all. I will miss you all. Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as I received it. I don’t even know who is travelling.
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When a short person tells you nice hair, quickly check your zip*🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Once you realise that your wife is: beautiful,
has a great figure,
is intelligent,
gets things done on her own,
drives a car well,
has very little expectations,
is not materialistic
and
loves you with crazy devotion…
The whiskey you have consumed is of the best quality…..
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At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn’t go on; it was time to stand up and speak, or forever let them hold their peace.
*The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started slowly walking toward the pastor*.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom’s mother fainted. The bridal trail scooted towards the door.The groom’s men huddled together like a bereaved flock, wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, “Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
*The woman replied, “I can’t hear from the back.*
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I dreamed my ancestors singing (asiphelelanga)
I had to wake up quickly before they mention that who left
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Mr and Mrs had two sons one was called mind your own business and the other one is trouble
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