JOKE OF THE DAY

*There are five friends named*
*Somebody*, *nobody,* *mad, stupid and fool*
*Somebody and nobody were fighting*
*Somebody killed nobody*
*Mad quickly called the police*
*Mad: Hello sir*
*Police: can we help you*
*Mad: yes somebody just killed nobody*
*Police: are u stupid!!*
*Mad: no, stupid is in the bathroom bathing*
*Police: are u mad!!!*
*Mad: yes am mad*
*Police: you must be a fool!!!*
*Mad: no, fool is the one reading this message*
😳
😜 😜
😀😀😀 *Am sorry but I was also a victim…. and I can’t be a fool alone*
*Share…. to have more fools*

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My wife asked me why i am always calm when we fight, i said to her because afterwards i clean a toilet with your teeth brush.

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Africa is the only continent in the world, when you meet a girl on a Monday, on Wednesday her phone breaks down or flies. And if you’re not paying attention on Saturday it’s her birthday

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Those who say it’s a blue Monday, where do they look. Pls tell me I want to find the colour of other days. Or don’t they have colours,??

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You find it hard to close ur eyes during prayers, but when another lips touches yours, u close them slowly like tilapia fish..God is watching you

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Monday- am done with you.
Tuesday- baby can i ask you something?
Baby- what’s it?
Ex- did i send you airtime?
Baby- are u crazy
Ex- ……! 😆😆😆

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When a girl buy’s you an apple ‘think twice’ remember what happen to adam in garden of Eden. So you can be the next one to be in trouble like Adam kkkkķ

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I lost my weed now I see my lil brother tryna load airtime in his calculator

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Ever looked at someone and be like damn…You really a liar

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I was born without my permission
All i wanted to be was a memory card

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Some girls the moment you tell her “I love you” She becomes phoneless, cashless,dataless, homeless and all kinds of lessness

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Girls who were born in 1990, I’m reminding you that next year you’ll be 30yrs. Continue with your stupid questions like
👇
“Who gave you my numbers 😕?”
It’s about 4 months left..
Continue 😕😕

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I was in a taxi and there was this muscular and wierd looking guy sitting at the back seat… His phone rings and he answers “yes boss, I’m with him in the same taxi, When he gets off, I’ll shoot him”

Well, we are now at the taxi driver’s house because no one wants to get down.

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